pimp my ride

would we get more benefits if my name sounded foreign?

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#1
as i have mentioned in other threads Mrsburnleybootboy is going into hospital on wednesday for an operation that could see her perminantly disabled and wheelchaired bound (only 30y as well) she always checks out this website so here is something to cheer her up
has any one any ideas as to how we should pimp her wheelchair if it all goes pete tong.
please try to keep a slight sense of decorum(why the f uck i would post it here if i wanted that i dont know) and if you are reading this Mrsburnleybootboy Love you always have always will.
cheers boys
 
#2
If you get enough cash from the compo claim you sould go for one of those sweet Steven Hawking Mobiles. You don't even need to use your hands now, they are controled by eye movments.

She'll be able to talk dirty while noshing you off. Just remember to et a differnet voice fitted or it will sound very wrong. Joanna Lumly would be my choice.
 
#3
If it is an electric one take off the normal joystick and replace it with a fcuk off humungous dildo so at leat she keeps her hand in so to speak. Go to halfords and get hold of some exhaust pipe attachments to go over the handles and some aluminium style foot plates. DONT GET A FCUKING DODGEM CAR FLAG AS THEY LOOK GAY.

Good luck Mrs BB. Hope you pull thtough
 
#4
Get her a motorised Disneyland Dragster and she'll be able to mow down young children without dispariging looks from bystanders.

Also, a lance so she can go jousting.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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#5
Large spikes on the wheels so she can scratch the paintwork of all the idiots who insist on parking on pavements?
 
#6
A decent stereo with MP3, disc changer, bass bin and 60watt woofers should do wonders, also try some 9" rims and hydraulic suspension.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#9
A sleek, sexy sporty model. But enough about me.

Try to make it look as ordinary as possible, but customise the power unit and she can leave the chavs at the lights in their Novas and saxos. Saxo/ Why name a car after a brand of salt?
 
#10
Sorry, just reminded of a conversation in late 90s with some lads about to deploy to Belfast. They were talking about doing something similar to their work vehicles and the competition naturally enough was called "Pimp my Snatch".
 

Biped

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#11
Start off with the wheels; must be fat and low profile, chromed jobbies if you can get them.

Another good place to go is www.hydro-graphics.co.uk. Get any theme you like on the furniture!! Don't go for the camo unless you want to put her in the garden and accidentally forget she's out there. From the sounds of it, you wouldn't anyway.

To save her vocal chords, get an extra 12v battery and some fcuk off big speakers and an amp with a pre-recorded messages that says "GET OUT OF MY FCUKING WAY CHAV!"
 
#12
Flames coming off the wheelarches.

And really big vinyls featuring Lightning or some such.

And a bumper sticker saying "Don't mess wid da Crips"

Heed.
 
#13
burnleybootboy said:
as i have mentioned in other threads Mrsburnleybootboy is going into hospital on wednesday for an operation that could see her perminantly disabled and wheelchaired bound (only 30y as well) she always checks out this website so here is something to cheer her up
has any one any ideas as to how we should pimp her wheelchair if it all goes pete tong.
please try to keep a slight sense of decorum(why the f uck i would post it here if i wanted that i dont know) and if you are reading this Mrsburnleybootboy Love you always have always will.
cheers boys
Point Mrsburnleybootboy in the direction of the disabled motorcyclist association should the unfortunate outcome happen that the operation leads to having to be in a wheelchair. Mrs Isongard is disabled and has to use the wheelchair on the odd occasion when the chronic pain is too much
http://www.thedma.org.uk/
 
#14
Dont join the DMA,theyre a poor imitation.Join the NABD.They work tirelessly to get disabled people on the road,and have a couple of really good,wheelchair freindly rallies a year,one in Cheshire in May,next one in Oxfordshire in early September
http://www.nabd.org.uk/
 
#15
Spokey Dokeys!!! Dont know if they do 'em still but I found some on mine a few yrs back whilst out! (who needs enemys with mates eh? W*nkers!)

Oh and on a serious note, get some of that gel that go's in the tyres to avoid punctures! Makes life a shite sight easier.

Hopefully you won't have to but good luck anyway!
 
#16
Try rig up a lollipop stick or some card attached by a peg to go through the spokes so it makes that BBRRRRR sound that we all used to think was cool when we were 7-8 years old on our bicycles. Also a cut down broom handle with own side holster for use of sticking through spokes of chav scum cutting her up on bikes or maybe just for beating them randomly because they are chavs.

Hope ya pull through missus BB :D
 
#18
Good luck with the op, but just a thought why not get in touch with wheelchair warrior, he'll be the dude with all the answers, you never know, mention his name down the shop, you might even get discount!! :D
 
#19
good look with the op.

i have a mk8 weelbarrow that we dont use go on ebay and i will save it for her. plus it comes complete with weapons.and a spare battrey.
 
#20
good luck with the op mrs bb.

may i suggest a small fuel tank with internal pump and a pair of fake exhaust pipes fitted with an ignition device so that at a touch of a button jets of flame spurt out from the back of your wheelchair.

and how about a coffee cup holder?
 
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