Pilot POW

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by korengal_hawk, Mar 22, 2011.

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  1. Pilot of a spitfire gets shot down over Germany and gets captured by the Gestapo.
    He was seriously injured in the crash and the doctors have to amputate his leg.
    He asks, "Please my good man, could you drop that back at my base back in England". The Germans agree.
    However the next week they have to cut off the pilot's other leg. He requests again that they drop it back in England and they agree.
    The next week they need to cut off his arm. The pilot asks again for it to be sent back but he's told,

    "Vee vill not do zis! we zink you are trying to escape!"

    -Memphis Belle
     
  2. You don't do 'humour', do you?
     
  3. ........'what?'
     
  4. hahahahaha
     
  5. I get the joke. Even though it is plain.