Pilot breakdown diverts flight - wanted to talk to God

Biped

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#1
fcuk me - this is mana from heaven this is!

Beeb

An Air Canada flight made an emergency landing in Ireland after a pilot apparently suffered a mental breakdown.
A passenger said the pilot was carried from the plane shouting and swearing, saying he wanted to talk "to God".

The flight from Toronto to Heathrow landed at Shannon airport after its crew declared a medical emergency. Passengers flew on to London later.

Air Canada has confirmed that a crew member was unwell, but did not confirm he was suffering mental problems.
He wanted to talk to God, so he's mad, and got carted off the plane in restraints. Can we do that to people on the ground who want to talk to him, or better still, His representatives? :twisted: :twisted:

Good thing God wasn't there to answer the call or the poor b@stards in the plane would have missed their landing slot.
 
#3
Biped said:
fcuk me - this is mana from heaven this is!

Beeb

An Air Canada flight made an emergency landing in Ireland after a pilot apparently suffered a mental breakdown.
A passenger said the pilot was carried from the plane shouting and swearing, saying he wanted to talk "to God".

The flight from Toronto to Heathrow landed at Shannon airport after its crew declared a medical emergency. Passengers flew on to London later.

Air Canada has confirmed that a crew member was unwell, but did not confirm he was suffering mental problems.
He wanted to talk to God, so he's mad, and got carted off the plane in restraints. Can we do that to people on the ground who want to talk to him, or better still, His representatives? :twisted: :twisted:

Good thing God wasn't there to answer the call or the poor b@stards in the plane would have missed their landing slot.
Ah no better place that he could have landed then, Ireland the home of god and moving statues ....
 
#4
As a flying instructor I talk to God on a very regular basis, usually along the lines of 'God, please don't let this idiot kill me' or 'God, please help me survive this lesson' or 'God, let me win the lottery this weekend so I no longer have to voluntarily place my life in the hands of this maniac for the pitiful sums of cash I am paid to do this!'.

So far, he's been quite cooperative..........except for the last one!! :cry:

As for weirdos, met more than my fair share - this game attracts them and 'small-man-syndrome with ego' like flies to shite!

Came across a guy once who traveled to the US to learn to fly in a pilot's uniform, shoulder bars, case, hat, the lot!! Walt alert! By fcuk, do I hope he's not flying for a living - I'd jump out and take my chances with gravity and 35,000' rather than be on another plane with him landing it.
 

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