Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Mar 31, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    My wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection.

    You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
    I'm still looking for a place to live!
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  2. Has anyone tried the viagra eye drops, they make you look hard.....

    Taxi is on the way, thanks for asking.
  3. I've got to the age where I need half a viagra tablet every day......................it stops me pissing on my shoes.
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  4. They give you half a viagra every day in the local burns unit........ doesn't help with the healing , but stops the sheets sticking to your legs
  5. They have started to give viagra to the old boys in the nursing home, it stops them rolling out of bed....