Pikeys Wear Trainers?

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Another highly intellectual conversation with a mate whilst pissed at a BBQ yesterday brought us to the conclusion that only pikeys/council house scum wear trainers outside of the gym / track, your thoughts please.
 

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PrinceAlbert

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My initial thoughts are twofold:

a: you and your mate have some fucking dull conversations

b: I fail to see why you think we'd give a fuck
 
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Trainers are good if you have Rheumatism on your knee/hip/feet..They cushion your joints when walking.....
 
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I suspect that when he slides his regal meaty girth into her, her waist size doubles.

PLease Ma'am, eat something. Now!
 
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Kirkz

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I get free CAT Trainers from work, so why should I waste my cash on footwear when I can splurge it on Beer, Tabs, recreational Narcotics and hard core porn?
You and your mate are weird, Who the fuck chats about trainers while eating badly cooked food? Why were you not too pissed to stand up?
 
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You were pissed in B&Q!! did,nt know they sold booze there, hmm! must get along on Wednesday with me discount card.
 
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I get free CAT Trainers from work, so why should I waste my cash on footwear when I can splurge it on Beer, Tabs, recreational Narcotics and hard core porn?
You and your mate are weird, Who the fuck chats about trainers while eating badly cooked food? Why were you not too pissed to stand up?
Free,you say.Size 9 for me please.........mate.
 
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I get free CAT Trainers from work, so why should I waste my cash on footwear when I can splurge it on Beer, Tabs, recreational Narcotics and hard core porn?
You and your mate are weird, Who the fuck chats about trainers while eating badly cooked food? Why were you not too pissed to stand up?
We were just about to start discussing how fcuknig great we are when.....
 

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Kirkz

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We were just about to start discussing how fcuknig great we are when.....
He's just acting! I can tell because he hasn't swamped his keks and no one is trying to shave his eyebrows or draw stuff on him in indelible marker pen!!!
 
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