Pikeys Rumble on Motorway.

[Seadog]

This is where I’m told it’s already been posted and I crawl off ashamed.

A pikey domestic kicked off on the M90 last night.
ScotPlod sent ‘specialist resources’ while the Pikey women sold lucky white heather to backed up motorists. The ladies wore HiViz surcoats and operated from licenced, insured and taxed vehicles.

Man charged after motorway disturbance

I recall the last time a Pikey ventured on to a motorway on foot, it went badly for the Pikey and a doggy. There’s a thread on ARRSE and no sympathy, except for the dog.

 

[postman_twit]

Where is a road roller when you need one?

 

[goodoldboy]

This is where I’m told it’s already been posted and I crawl off ashamed.

A pikey domestic kicked off on the M90 last night.
ScotPlod sent ‘specialist resources’ while the Pikey women sold lucky white heather to backed up motorists. The ladies wore HiViz surcoats and operated from licenced, insured and taxed vehicles.

Man charged after motorway disturbance

I recall the last time a Pikey ventured on to a motorway on foot, it went badly for the Pikey and a doggy. There’s a thread on ARRSE and no sympathy, except for the dog.

You saw all this happening?

 

[Chalky101]

You saw all this happening?

Saw it, he was charged for it!

 

[Seadog]

The BBC appear to have edited out ‘travellers’ in later editions. The Scottish Red Tops have videos and some background.

The older story is here. An oldie but a goody......the story not the Pikey matriarch.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/a-news-story-to-cheer-us-up.263746/

 

[Gary Cooper]

This is where I’m told it’s already been posted and I crawl off ashamed.
A pikey domestic kicked off on the M90 last night.
ScotPlod sent ‘specialist resources’ while the Pikey women sold lucky white heather to backed up motorists. The ladies wore HiViz surcoats and operated from licenced, insured and taxed vehicles....

Can't have been Pikeys then.

 

[Seadog]

Can't have been Pikeys then.

Woosh!

I should have posted my exaggerations in the NAAFI.

 

[Auld-Yin]

Can't have been Pikeys then.

This happened in Fife so Pickey seems a suitable label.

 

[Gary Cooper]

Woosh!

I should have posted my exaggerations in the NAAFI.

I find it's usually the safest option.

 

[rickshaw-major]

This is where I’m told it’s already been posted and I crawl off ashamed.

A pikey domestic kicked off on the M90 last night.
ScotPlod sent ‘specialist resources’ while the Pikey women sold lucky white heather to backed up motorists. The ladies wore HiViz surcoats and operated from licenced, insured and taxed vehicles.

Man charged after motorway disturbance

I recall the last time a Pikey ventured on to a motorway on foot, it went badly for the Pikey and a doggy. There’s a thread on ARRSE and no sympathy, except for the dog.

Incorrect terminology my dear chap.

It is Scotland.

They are minkers.

Urban Dictionary: minker

This urban dictionary definition is incorrect. They are Gyppos.

 

[Yokel]

This happened in Fife so Pickey seems a suitable label.

I used to know a bloke from Fife who described himself as a Pict.

 

[putteesinmyhands]

Can't have been Pikeys then.

The Irish travellers that I've had dealings with lately have new white 4x4s for towing their less-than-3-year-old caravans, both of which they pay cash for. Even their rather older vans and pick-ups that they use for work are taxed and have MOT and insurance documents (not necessarily absolutely kosher but enough to pass a cursory examination).

They appear quite selective about which laws they disregard.

 

[doc80905]

The Irish travellers that I've had dealings with lately have new white 4x4s for towing their less-than-3-year-old caravans, both of which they pay cash for. Even their rather older vans and pick-ups that they use for work are taxed and have MOT and insurance documents (not necessarily absolutely kosher but enough to pass a cursory examination).

They appear quite selective about which laws they disregard.

There's a pikey camp not too far from my house (they were in the news not too long ago for keeping slaves) and it's all S Class Mercs, straight out the wrapper Transits and Hilux/Range Rovers etc that are up there.

 

[Egg on Leggs]

01:40 this morning, gang moved on toot sweet after riot an stabbing. When will they ever learn, don't camp up on a chav estate.

 

[Tired_Tech]

lots of wobble boxes towed around my neck of the woods at the moment. Combat indicators include a caravan towed by a builders truck followed by a caravan towed by a range rover sport. Oh, and two identical brand new white 4x4s. Possibly ford. Must be in vogue this year.

 

[rickshaw-major]

The Irish travellers that I've had dealings with lately have new white 4x4s for towing their less-than-3-year-old caravans, both of which they pay cash for. Even their rather older vans and pick-ups that they use for work thieving are taxed and have MOT and insurance documents (not necessarily absolutely kosher but enough to pass a cursory examination).

They appear quite selective about which laws they disregard.

No charge.

 

[dingerr]

This happened in Fife so Pickey seems a suitable label.

I thought you were a Fifer.

 

[Auld-Yin]

I thought you were a Fifer.

Wash your mouth out! Fifer indeed, I'm from the other side of the Firth!

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Wash your mouth out! Fifer indeed, I'm from the other side of the Firth!

So you're a Colin?

 

[Auld-Yin]

Colin? ?