Pikeys leave town because locals were ill mannered

#1
A group of travellers have fled one of Britain's most exclusive seaside towns after claiming residents were unwelcoming and rude.
A dozen families set up camp in Southwold, Suffolk, causing a stir among locals.
The genteel resort is a favourite of celebrities such as Michael Palin, Chris Evans, Rowan Atkinson, Simon Mayo and Gary Lineker.
The travellers took over part of the town's common on the edge of the resort last weekend - but within 72 hours they had packed up and left complaining that locals were 'unfriendly and ill-mannered.'
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...couldn't have happened to nicer people :twisted:

Edited to add: nice definition of "pikey" HERE
 
#2
'They said rude things to us and called our children names. We have as much right as anyone else to have a holiday but they have been saying awful things about us and we will never come here again.'

So thats how to get rid of them!!
 
#3
Being unfriendly and rude gets rid of Pikeys?

Cancel the Zyclon B and break out the expletives!!!!
 
#4
Soft southern pikeys, sensitive darlings "They called us names and were unfriendly".
You are an embarressment[sp] to your kind. I hear France are looking after pikeys.

CG
 
#5
I wonder how much 'residue' they left behind? The only trouble with the Pikeys moving on is that they'll turn up somewhere else - and fcuk up someone else's nice quiet life.

Aide Memoire for the Travelling Community

To avoid incurring any bad feeling with those of the non-travelling community, it is advisable to follow some very simple guidelines:

Keep your gobby, feral, inbred offspring under control

Stop nicking stuff from people's houses, gardens and sheds

Clear up your shit and dispose of at the nearest recognised tip - not the fcuking river, nearest field or bus shelter

Stop tooling through the village at 50+ mph at 1am in Tranny flatbeds - with the stereo blarting out The Dubliners

Stop galloping through the village at 20+mph at 1am in unlit horse-drawn buggies

Stop being cnuts

Go back to Ireland... if they'll have you
 
#8
No, no, no. Why burn your bridges on the Zyklon B? A parallel approach is best. The Final Solution could get a bit messy politically. If calling them names works, then great. However, I am sure there are some resistant strains out there, and the Zyklon B is a proven method to deal with gypos.
How remiss of me to even consider abandoning a tried and tested solution to the Pikey problem... I was merely exploring new ideas as it is ever so difficult to persuade your average unwashed Pikey into a shower.. perhaps disguising the gas chamber as a human rights lawyers office or a social security benefits establishment will be more effective..... I suspect a job centre disguise would be counter productive.

As for disposing of the remains... using their ashes as grit on pensioners driveways in winter has a certain pleasant irony methinks!
 
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trowel

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#9
Being unfriendly and rude gets rid of Pikeys?

Cancel the Zyclon B and break out the expletives!!!!
Tread carefully Vino. A few weeks ago some joker in the Arrse hierarchy attempted to slap my wrist for commiting the vicious crime of mentioning Zyklon B and Pikeys in the same breath. Take care.
 
#10
Tread carefully Vino. A few weeks ago some joker in the Arrse hierarchy attempted to slap my wrist for commiting the vicious crime of mentioning Zyklon B and Pikeys in the same breath. Take care.
Pikeys and Zyclon B in the same breath? Well that IS the general idea!!

I must insist however that my right to use sick humour outweighs anyones politically correct faux offense.

The real hate crime in this country is the one being inflicted on law abiding citizen by feral scum, aidded and abetted by the politicians and judiciary!
 
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trowel

Guest
#11
Pikeys and Zyclon B in the same breath? Well that IS the general idea!!

I must insist however that my right to use sick humour outweighs anyones politically correct faux offense.

The real hate crime in this country is the one being inflicted on law abiding citizen by feral scum, aidded and abetted by the politicians and judiciary!
Well said, but you must realise that you are preaching to the converted.
 
#12
When I think of Pikeys my thoughts immidiately go to 'I wonder were I could buy a flamethrower'?
 
#13
How remiss of me to even consider abandoning a tried and tested solution to the Pikey problem... I was merely exploring new ideas as it is ever so difficult to persuade your average unwashed Pikey into a shower.. perhaps disguising the gas chamber as a human rights lawyers office or a social security benefits establishment will be more effective..... I suspect a job centre disguise would be counter productive.

As for disposing of the remains... using their ashes as grit on pensioners driveways in winter has a certain pleasant irony methinks!
By God, sir, I like the cut of your Jib!
 
#15
Being unfriendly and rude gets rid of Pikeys?

Cancel the Zyclon B and break out the expletives!!!!
Only temporarily. Don't cancel the order just yet.
 
#17
more like left south wold due to the fact the locals were more inbred than they were.
Southwold always used to have a handy rugby team. But we noticed a certain familial type similarity to the Woodbridge rugby team which featured many USAF Bentwaters players.

I think many a Southwold grannie has not looked upon the development of DNA technology with approbation.

(Oi hopes the kid's were by Tex cos they can foind owt if kids were fathered by Gene nowdays)
 

seaweed

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
Yes, but when we had an infestation of Pikeys in 2007 our plod refused to use the powers that they had. Mind you, the Inspector had an Irish name.

Oh dear .. who's that at the door ..
 
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