PIKEY WEDDING

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  1. A gypsy wedding in Kerry ended in a riot with the Garda arresting 20 pikeys and they ended up in court. The best man said to the judge. " Can I explain what happened your honour? Its tradition in the pikey travelling community for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I did. I was dancing very close to her. The groom runs at us and kicked his bride in the fanny!"
    "Gosh" exclaims the judge. "That must have been sore."
    "Sore?" said the best man." He broke three of my fingers!"