Pikey Watch

Just a minor idea, MLRS strike then ring up Mr Mc Murphy or whatever he is calling himself this week and blag him off he will be embellished as By Royal Appointment in return for his services. Then just not pay but give him 50 quid and say the taxi to Holyhead is that way pal.
 

Joshua Slocum

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Book Reviewer
Well gentlemen ,
I have spent a few days driving around , and its been painful, morons, fecktards and AUDI drivers
Today after spending some considerable time sitting in a traffic jam , caused by yet another high powered idiot, I decided to return via back roads
tootling along towards Evesham I noticed the traffic slowing a little, so I prepared to change route once again, then I noticed a couple of odd looking cars coming towards me, fitted with extra lights, and some big lads looking ready for action ?
and then joy of joys, my pain was eased, as I noticed a layby coned off, a written off pick up, a written off SUV and many people in uniform and many many vehicles, another two came towards me with blue lights tucked in the grill, then I noticed the horsebox and the transits, and some specialists giving them the once over, and as if that was not enough a marked and a covert police motorcycle escorting yet another pikey transit in for a chat
Yay
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BarcelonaAnalPark

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Book Reviewer
MP Lee Anderson in trouble for calling travellers thieving pikey cnuts instead of lovable peaceful law abiding practitioners of traditional crafts.
"Anybody who thinks it's a good idea to have these camps in Ashfield, feel free to email me your full address, dimensions of your lawn or back yard, and I will send the next encampment to your house."
 
MP Lee Anderson in trouble for calling travellers thieving pikey cnuts instead of lovable peaceful law abiding practitioners of traditional crafts.

Blimey. He calls a spade a spade and people want him to resign?!!
Darn sarf we’ve had a spate of decent law abiding friendly travellers turning up.

They didn’t pitch where ever they wanted, they didn’t ‘break in*’, there was no crime, there was no littering and fly tipping, there was no court order for them to move on, there was no police standoff, there was no court order issued, they didn’t come back 4 weeks later and repeat the above...
No sir’ee. No crime or extremist anti social behaviour when the travelling community turn up. Not ever.....

*allegdelly someone else must have cut the chains/ locks.

If only they stopped the crime, extreme to anti social behaviour, fly tipping/ littering and pissing people off, then everyone wouldn’t mind! Simples!
 
What the hell is it with our politicians?

The dream team of Corbyn, Abbott, and Lammy would win an election with a 100 seat majority, if they promised to rid us of the pikeys........ humanely or otherwise.
 

BarcelonaAnalPark

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Book Reviewer
There maybe unintended consequences for these traveller pressure groups labelling people like Lee Anderson MP as extremists for supporting laws targeting crime families which use the road networks.

If the word "extremist" is going to be bandied around willy-nilly then it shouldn't that much of a reach to describe the behaviour of criminal families as terrorism; the use or threatened use of violence to further a political, religious or ideological aim. Their ideology being the motivation for their behaviour.
 

Chef

LE
MP Lee Anderson in trouble for calling travellers thieving pikey cnuts instead of lovable peaceful law abiding practitioners of traditional crafts.
There didn't seem to be one comment in favour of the pikey types, this one was interesting:

'It never use to be an issue , as soon as so much as a bottle of milk was stolen from a doorstep when the pokies (with a Y) were in town, one caravan burnt and they’re on their way. Shame this can’t be done with the dinghy people too'.
 
Naval gunfire will soon get that shower of shite shifted.

No need for that just check all the vehicles have valid MOT's and the drivers have car insurance, impound any found without either and scrap them

Rinse and repeat
 
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