Pikey Watch

[Bacongrills]

He only did it becouscous he thought he could get away with it.

 

[Signalman]

Another perfectly good thread ruined by stupid puns. Go and find your own thread! Go on, get oat!

 

[721CXT]

He only did it becouscous he thought he could get away with it.

God, that's really scraping the bottom of the durum... I mean barrel.

 

[Bacongrills]

Another perfectly good thread ruined by stupid puns. Go and find your own thread! Go on, get oat!

I'll millet over.

 

[gorillaguts981]

I love a good pune. I was trying to shoehorn 'kin wah (quinoa) into a phrase but I'm outside of some Rioja and whisky and the world is fuzzy and very nice at the moment.

 

[jrwlynch]

I'll millet over.

I think you spelt that wrong.

 

[eyehave]

Another perfectly good thread ruined by stupid puns. Go and find your own thread! Go on, get oat!

Watch your gram’ar

 

[Bacongrills]

Watch your gram’ar

Gram is a legume.

Issuing a fraudulent pun, guilty as charge M'lud.

 

[eyehave]

Gram is a legume.

Issuing a fraudulent pun, guilty as charge M'lud.

Guilty - I was on a flour tangent - clearly sniffing the wrong powder

 

[Unremarkable]

Oh, man - dou!

So sesame.

Time to kasha up, chapati, and rise like a paratha trooper...

 

[wheel]

You lot will reap what you sow.

 

[cent05zr70]

You lot will reap what you sow.

Rape?

 

[Unremarkable]

Rape?

Ah, for flax sake...

 

[Bacongrills]

Rape?

I canola agree with this .

 

[Carbon 6]

I canola agree with this .

This is getting cornier by the minute.

 

[ancienturion]

This is getting cornier by the minute.

Grainy is the word.

 

[ex_colonial]

I see we’re on a roll here...
If you want a pizza the action, round up the usual suspects (with the assistance of your starving roti), line them up against the wall and give it some BapBapBap with your Gimpy until they’re toast...
If necessary, send in your Naan with her pistolet to make sure they’re all brown bread...

*sidles away*

Would that make him a "cereal" killer then??

 

[Bacongrills]

This is getting cornier by the minute.

Don't worry I'll olive to fight another day.

 

[cent05zr70]

Oh dear. A herd of the hedge shitting bastards have got wet in Gloucester. Moaning that no ones helping them.
Har de har har.

 

[gorillaguts981]

Oh dear. A herd of the hedge shitting bastards have got wet in Gloucester. Moaning that no ones helping them.
Har de har har.

Is that the car park on the river opposite the old prison? Almost worth breaking lockdown to go and gloat.