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Pikey Watch

I love a good pune. I was trying to shoehorn 'kin wah (quinoa) into a phrase but I'm outside of some Rioja and whisky and the world is fuzzy and very nice at the moment.
 

ancienturion

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I see we’re on a roll here...
If you want a pizza the action, round up the usual suspects (with the assistance of your starving roti), line them up against the wall and give it some BapBapBap with your Gimpy until they’re toast...
If necessary, send in your Naan with her pistolet to make sure they’re all brown bread...

*sidles away*


Would that make him a "cereal" killer then??
 
Oh dear. A herd of the hedge shitting bastards have got wet in Gloucester. Moaning that no ones helping them.
Har de har har.
 
Oh dear. A herd of the hedge shitting bastards have got wet in Gloucester. Moaning that no ones helping them.
Har de har har.
Is that the car park on the river opposite the old prison? Almost worth breaking lockdown to go and gloat.
 

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