Pikey Watch

Another pikey infestation where the rag fails to mention the obvious culprits, and just claims local outrage as "unexplained caravan site" makes an appearance

You're fooling no one, and not allowing comments just stinks
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
Well some one had a bad day !!
of course I might be wrong in assuming the type of character driving a white pickup with orange lights and stripes
it may well have been Boko Harum raising a bit of dosh
but I think its more than likely a pikey vehicle, judging by its history
if it looks like a duck walks like a duck etc

This van was linked to a recent Burglary and was stopped after Stinger deployment to prevent a pursuit. Joint effort by
@GMPDogs

@NWmwaypolice

@gmptraffic
One male in custody.
Dags yay thats ironic




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JackSofty

War Hero
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Tool

LE
Some "travellers" moved into an open space near the hoose on Monday. Apart from the noise from their generators and a run-in with one of the occupents and her 5 children and fekkendag not on a leash, they have been no issue (so far). When they move - pursuaded or otherwise - we will get a bill for about £20k through the council to clean up the area. This is for about 6 caravans parked up less than 2 miles from an official "traveller" site.

*** Update: the "travellers" have travelled - or had before 7:30AM today. Just need to see what the cost to clean up will be. This should appear in the next few weeks' Council update comic newsletter.
 
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Oops

War Hero
Fortunately 'over de water' ....

I'm getting slow in my old age, couldn't turn WoeMan's Hour off quick enough R4 this morning..
First up 'Brave, wonderful,ground breaking etc....'
First Traveller to be elected to the
Paddyparliament , woman and Mudder at that, to be sure to be sure.....

I'm sure the Brexit Dividend has just been enhanced somewhat.
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
Fortunately 'over de water' ....

I'm getting slow in my old age, couldn't turn WoeMan's Hour off quick enough R4 this morning..
First up 'Brave, wonderful,ground breaking etc....'
First Traveller to be elected to the
Paddyparliament , woman and Mudder at that, to be sure to be sure.....

I'm sure the Brexit Dividend has just been enhanced somewhat.
The joys of PR at work!
 

Londo

LE
Partridge racing
 

NSP

LE
Travellers had parked two caravans at The Dips but they left following “swift action” locally.
I wonder what could have happened to make them so keen to leave?

Seems that there needs to be more "swift action locally" up and down the land. Much more...
 
Lots and lots of Police.
Evidently the pikies don't like being watched 24/7
They sound like Elvis Costello walts

 

ugly

LE
Moderator
Watching a Russian film last night and a brilliant quote:
Are you aware of the Ukrainian proverb?
Sleep in a tent with Gypsies, wake up in a field of sh1t!
 

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