Pikey Watch

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
Thus the poor dears can claim that they have nowhere else to park up on their way through.

Sad but true.
Considering they all seem to have vehicles they're not exactly far from any of:
West Sussex
Hampshire
Berkshire
London
Kent
 

skeetstar

Old-Salt
Strange, urinate next to a memorial in london and justice is swift, but nothing can be done about mass al fresco defeacation?
 
Strange, urinate next to a memorial in london and justice is swift, but nothing can be done about mass al fresco defeacation?
My thoughts as well. If I lived in Poole, I'd be tempted to have a shit on the council office steps, and challenge them to do something about it.

I think I know the answer in our new two tier utopia.
 
My thoughts as well. If I lived in Poole, I'd be tempted to have a shit on the council office steps, and challenge them to do something about it.

I think I know the answer in our new two tier utopia.
Or find where Vikki Slade lives, the Limp-Dem leader of the council and do a dirty protest all over her front door
 
Another young lad had his transit pickup stolen and it showed up on tracker at a traveller site..... Police wouldn't act saying it had to leave the site before they would do anything and threatened arrest if Lad and Mates went to get it back .....
I would like to know on what grounds?
 
Another likely pikey problem, looks like plod is interested in them but obviously want to avoid calling them pikey scum when they describe visitors with an Oirish accent interested in people's caravans
 
Oooh - are you, too, old enough to have been let loose in "stinks" class with the Kipps apparatus?

Introducing a volume of H2S into their caravans could be fun. Do you give them just enough for the rotten eggs to send them running or wind it up enough so that they think the rotten eggs have passed and turn over and go back to sleep (when what has actually happened is the concentration has become enough to destroy the sense of smell; it's not gone away, you just can't smell it any more - oh, and it's at fatal concentration)...?
I kid you not but my school in London was so out of control they never let us handle any chemicals in science lessons, we were not allowed to use machines in metalwork, and all chisels were counted out and back in during woodwork. Most of the time we just sat there while the teacher read the paper, it was the safest way.

Let's not mention the English teacher that was a disturbed ex Vietnam helicopter door gunner.
 

Dr Death

War Hero
Coming to a town near you soon.
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Time to build the defences as they will invade The Green, Football Pitch or Pub Car Park.
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Pike where are you lad, holes to be drilled fixed!
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NSP

LE
Let's not mention the English teacher that was a disturbed ex Vietnam helicopter door gunner.
So, as you were all children, he just didn't lead you as much...?

Did he get some?
 

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