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Pikey heaven

#1
There was an explosion on a traveller’s site, which resulted in 40 Gypsies being killed.

They all presented themselves to St Peter at the pearly gates and asked to be allowed in, so St Peter started the paperwork taking their names, but he was confused to only be given 15 names.

He explained that as there were only 15 names only 15 would be allowed in. This really upset the Gipsies who started to get a bit out of hand so St Peter said that he would have a word with God.

So off he went to discuss with God what to do, after some debate they decided to allow them all in as there was plenty of room in heaven. St Peter went back to give the good news but was back to God in no time a little out of breath and somewhat perplexed.

"They're gone" he gasped

"What the Gypsies?" asked God

"No" replied St Peter “the fricking gates”
 
#3
I always thought pikey heaven was some where where transits didnt have to be taxed - there was an immense area to be tarmacced, trees to be trimmed, guttering to be placed, council tax and income tax didnt need paying and you could sh1t anywhere and leave a mess which some other bugger cleaned up.
 
#5
forgot a limitless supply of pensioners to rip-off, sheds to screw and thinks to nick

rant rave spleen being vented along with bile - napalm, shotguns and gassing are too good for them - bring on the instant sunshine
 
#7
You all have got it wrong, Pikey heaven is the Dorset Steam Fair. The Cnuts turn up in their hundreds and nick everything not nailed down. When they pinch from caravans, they take the whole thing away, not just the contents.
 
#8
buggerit - top idea that - can we arm the huntsmen to ensure a clean (ish) kill - and can the dogs be trained to herd them into a killing zone (ala the fulde gap) so that the correct amount of violence can be used to terminate the problem
 
#9
Arm the huntsmen? You mean bring back lancers? :twisted: And herding shouldn't be too much of a problem, the only issue would be to stop the dogs from tearing out their throats before you get a chance to run them through! Then they can really get a taste of pikey heaven!
 
#10
OSACIN said:
I always thought pikey heaven was some where where transits didnt have to be taxed - there was an immense area to be tarmacced, trees to be trimmed, guttering to be placed, council tax and income tax didnt need paying and you could sh1t anywhere and leave a mess which some other bugger cleaned up.
What are you saying? That how it is now with John "who ate all the pies" Prescot running the show. Didn't you know?
 
#12
the_guru said:
Are you a Brit? because a) the joke is usually told about Scousers and b) WTF is "fricking"

Not last time i checked..

It probably is told about Scousers. Obviously not this time round, eh?

Fricking.. A regional term, I guess. Along the same lines fucking as but as you see, when you type it, it gets moderated.



[x] No imagination

[ ] Lots of imagination
 

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