Pikey fight

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Arpie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two pikey women in court for fighting.
    "What happened " said the judge.
    "Well, it was like this" said the first woman. "Mrs Murphey said she'd been to the doctor with a problem. The doctor asked her to bring a sample of urine. The stupid cow didn't know what it was, so I told her....Piss in a bottle...

    She said "Shit in your hat"

    Then the fight started.