Pikey Bride

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Didosdadsdogsdead, Sep 16, 2011.

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  1. Pikey girl is getting advice from mother the night before her wedding.

    ''Your husband will want to put his very favorite thing where you wee'' she says.

    After thinking a moment the girl replies,''why would he put his best tarmac rake in the sink?''
     
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