Pigeon killer

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  1. A purely hypothetical query of course.

    Say that there is a pigeon nesting in my window box. Say, for arguments sake, that I hate pigeons and have removed the window box, complete with two eggs, and put it on the inside of the glass where it can be seen but not landed on. To futher delve into the realms of fantasy, say there is now a very confused pigeon fluttering outside, occasionally bouncing off the glass.

    1) Would (hypothetically speaking) this make me a pigeon killer, since they are not yet hatched?

    2) Can you eat pigeon eggs?
  2. Swap the eggs for ping pong balls and let the f*cker starve to death waiting for them to hatch , f*cking rats with wing ..... i hates em. :evil:
  3. Flanders Pigeon Murderer !!!


  4. We didn't recieve any message, and Captain Blackadder definately did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir.

  5. TTFN