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#1
It's come to my attention that civi girls are heartily welcomed on other parts of the site but what about the NAAFI?
Is it analogous to throwing Christians to the lions in the Colosseum? Is there a ritualistic initiation ceremony? Do you have to loan everyone twenty quid?
 
#2
Civvy Girls have ALWAYS been welcome in the NAAFI, especiallly if they have money and yo-yo knickers.

Mines a Bacardi and Coke Pet!


Now hurry up, before the rest of the drunks and pervs arrive
 
#3
Tits or GTFO
 

TheIronDuke

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#4
Civvy Girls have ALWAYS been welcome in the NAAFI, especiallly if they have money and yo-yo knickers.

Mines a Bacardi and Coke Pet!
Yeah? Well I was never made very welcome. Just a bunch of badly dressed smelly tossers shouting "POST YOUR TITS". Maybe things have changed now we are in the enlightened days of the Con-Dem Government. But I doubt it.
 
#6
Yeah? Well I was never made very welcome. Just a bunch of badly dressed smelly tossers shouting "POST YOUR TITS". Maybe things have changed now we are in the enlightened days of the Con-Dem Government. But I doubt it.
Post your tits, you KNOW you want do!
 
#7
It's come to my attention that civi girls are heartily welcomed on other parts of the site but what about the NAAFI?
Is it analogous to throwing Christians to the lions in the Colosseum? Is there a ritualistic initiation ceremony? Do you have to loan everyone twenty quid?
Shut the fuck up bitch and come and sit on my face.
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
Post your tits, you KNOW you want do!
I might have done when I first came here. There are those who will say that was the only reason I came here. But you could have talked to me. Asked me what my favourite colour was? Whats my star sign? Is a neutral palette a good start in interior design, or should one just get bold with it?

Like that. What you doing Friday night?
 
#9
I might have done when I first came here. There are those who will say that was the only reason I came here. But you could have talked to me. Asked me what my favourite colour was? Whats my star sign? Is a neutral palette a good start in interior design, or should one just get bold with it?

Like that. What you doing Friday night?
Ahem...(cough..)

What's your favourite star sign?

What's your colour?

Is a neutral pall......... Eh??

What you doin Friday Nite...I know that one!!!!! Gettin your tits out!!!

Now, can I have a shag or not?
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
Now, can I have a shag or not?
ooooh, yes. I have waited so long for a sensitive man. If you bring a Revels Bingo Pack and a Maltesers MacFlurry you can finger my starfish while you're on.
 
#13
It's come to my attention that civi girls are heartily welcomed on other parts of the site but what about the NAAFI?
Is it analogous to throwing Christians to the lions in the Colosseum? Is there a ritualistic initiation ceremony? Do you have to loan everyone twenty quid?
To revert to the Glasgow parlance...Gonny gie's it? Gonny? Eh? Gonny Gie's ma nat..'n'at? Aww, gonny? Gonny jist gie's it, but?
 
#14
To revert to the Glasgow parlance...Gonny gie's it? Gonny? Eh? Gonny Gie's ma nat..'n'at? Aww, gonny? Gonny jist gie's it, but?
Gies ma nat? Fuckin hell, must be a weegie thing
 
T

trowel

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#15
I`m still trying to figure out Iron Dukes "neutral palette". Flavourless fellatio? Insipid dick?
 
#16
It's come to my attention that civi girls are heartily welcomed on other parts of the site but what about the NAAFI?
Is it analogous to throwing Christians to the lions in the Colosseum? Is there a ritualistic initiation ceremony? Do you have to loan everyone twenty quid?
Civvy girls are. Unfortunately, middle-aged munters with a face resembling a relief map of a cheese grater aren't. Especially when they've been swallowing the seed of never-served worms on here.
 
#17
It's come to my attention that civi girls are heartily welcomed on other parts of the site but what about the NAAFI?
Is it analogous to throwing Christians to the lions in the Colosseum? Is there a ritualistic initiation ceremony? Do you have to loan everyone twenty quid?
You are, because you aint a wimp or a thicko. Just don't tell them that you're a Gwar...oops, sorry. ^~
 
#18
Civvy girls are. Unfortunately, middle-aged munters with a face resembling a relief map of a cheese grater aren't. Especially when they've been swallowing the seed of never-served worms on here.
I like your view on this and you're probably right :) .
 
#20
Civvy Girls have ALWAYS been welcome in the NAAFI, especiallly if they have money and yo-yo knickers.
Perfect, I can do the atom smasher trick with my knicker elastic whilst filing my tax returns. You drink the drink of spotty teenagers though...
Shut the fuck up bitch and come and sit on my face.
Tempting.

To revert to the Glasgow parlance...Gonny gie's it? Gonny? Eh? Gonny Gie's ma nat..'n'at? Aww, gonny? Gonny jist gie's it, but?
Parlez vous Anglais?
 

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