The_Big_Floater
War Hero

Yeh before it is asked, I have been on the Gin again.....
For the younger members of ARRSE, before the invention of the internet, whilst on tour to meet up with chicks and hippocrockapigs you had the illustrious Forces Echo.. within the pages of this Armed Forces paper you would have columns of pen friend ads. (well one or two).
As part of the game you would write to quite a few of these lovelies and big yourselves up as war heroes, ( Split in 1996 was a war zone you know
). Hopefully these girls would believe your every word and be getting dead excited that they were writing to a VC winner and pretty much do everything. This would include sending pictures and Soiled knickers for those with that fettish. Now what would end up with this tat and pictures you may ask, some kept for your personnal wank bank in the old portaloo or a lovely ordained board would be placed up with all of this stuff for you to share with the troop.
To the older boys on here, what sort of things did you ask, recieve or infact do to bluff the fairer sex to fill your pig boards, what sort of display did you have in troop lines, did you RV at their locations and do the dirty, be honest if they were dogs admit it and as a point of interest how many rug rats were there when you got there with the chick hoping for a 'just add dad'... and if anyone has still got pictures from that time hidden away feel free to let the ARRSE community poke fun at you...
I have no pictures but can start by saying that in 96 and 98 I was very busy with a couple of chicks, but got caught out using the wrong names.... didn't help, thank god the car was a rental..... OH and yes I didn't marry any of them
For the younger members of ARRSE, before the invention of the internet, whilst on tour to meet up with chicks and hippocrockapigs you had the illustrious Forces Echo.. within the pages of this Armed Forces paper you would have columns of pen friend ads. (well one or two).
As part of the game you would write to quite a few of these lovelies and big yourselves up as war heroes, ( Split in 1996 was a war zone you know
To the older boys on here, what sort of things did you ask, recieve or infact do to bluff the fairer sex to fill your pig boards, what sort of display did you have in troop lines, did you RV at their locations and do the dirty, be honest if they were dogs admit it and as a point of interest how many rug rats were there when you got there with the chick hoping for a 'just add dad'... and if anyone has still got pictures from that time hidden away feel free to let the ARRSE community poke fun at you...
I have no pictures but can start by saying that in 96 and 98 I was very busy with a couple of chicks, but got caught out using the wrong names.... didn't help, thank god the car was a rental..... OH and yes I didn't marry any of them