Piers Moron on trial!!

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Acid_Tin, May 5, 2004.

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  1. Encouraging news from the BBC:

    Let's stop pi$$ing about and get the Chief Leech on the stand. :evil:
     
  2. Don't even bother putting him on the stand, march off to the front of Buck Palace and shoot him there.

    No forget shooting, too quick.

    Anybody any ideas of a suitable means to despatch this tw*t?
     
  3. Perhaps Piers would like a personal fact finding tour of downtown Basra.

    To get a better feeling for the mood on the ground he could be dressed like the shiny `soldier' in his photos, handed a quality digital camera and pointed towards Najaf or Fallujah escorted by `his members of the regiment'. :twisted:
     
  4. Dui-lai wrote: "Anybody any ideas of a suitable means to despatch this tw*t?"

    I suppose tying him up, putting a sandbag on his head, throwing him in the back of a bedford, giving him a kicking, mashing him in the crotch with a rifle, p*ssing on him and then throwing him out of the vehicle and leaving him for dead while it drives along Fleet Street is out of the question?

    :twisted:
     
  5. Damn good idea! But not before he hands whoever took/mocked up those photos to the QLR. :twisted:
     
  6. Hand him over to Moqtada-al-Sadr and the al-Mahdi army and let him explain the impartiality of British press reporting.as they hack his dangly bits off and roast him head down over a fire!
     
  7. :lol: ooooo. Can i take the photo's, can I please? Do you think I could sell then to the Mirror?? :wink:
     
  8. "not before he hands whoever took/mocked up those photos to the QLR"

    These are the guys - who have posted here, remember - who need the attention of the chaps with hoods and axes.