Piers Morgan to entertain the troops?.

#1
Now that the latest episode of Opportunity Knocks has ended and the esteemed panel of judges have finally decided on who is the most talented individual in the UK, Perchance the time is now right for the managers of BFPS to approach Mr Morgan and offer him a position within their sphere of world class entertainment providing a fresh stimulating voice for all the Tommies away from their loved ones and fighting to save the Western way of life.
 
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#3
jemadarjo said:
Now that the latest episode of Opportunity Knocks has ended and the esteemed panel of judges have finally decided on who is the most talented individual in the UK, Perchance the time is now right for the managers of BFPS to approach Mr Morgan and offer him a position within their sphere of world class entertainment providing a fresh stimulating voice for all the Tommies away from their loved ones and fighting to save the Western way of life.
BFPS is that the same as BFBS??
 
#4
piers morgan attonement hour.

A weekly dose of piers in various SAW and HOSTEL situations, where upon a quick trip to A & E patches him up for next week.

Pliers, blowtorches, rat poison and other items provided.
 

rampant

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#6
jemadarjo said:
Now that the latest episode of Opportunity Knocks has ended and the esteemed panel of judges have finally decided on who is the most talented individual in the UK, Perchance the time is now right for the managers of BFPS to approach Mr Morgan and offer him a position within their sphere of world class entertainment providing a fresh stimulating voice for all the Tommies away from their loved ones and fighting to save the Western way of life.
Target Practice :twisted:
 
#11
They could nail him to the inside wall of a FOB and have a world wide guessathon at the cost of 1 Euro per guess to see how many compo sausages you could get up his wrong un before he splits open.
 

Command_doh

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#12
If he was to slice his throat from ear to ear with a potato peeler, producing a good 10 foot worth of arterial spray in the process - in front of the massed ranks of deployed personnel in Afghan - I still don't think he would have atoned for his "fake - pictures attempted damning of our Forces" debacle.
 
#14
I will gladly shell out for each one of these, as long as it's televised......







All in all I reckon it'd cost £30 to see the c**t off the planet. Result, that. In anyone's money!!!!!

Chas
 
#15
Command_doh said:
If he was to slice his throat from ear to ear with a potato peeler, producing a good 10 foot worth of arterial spray in the process - in front of the massed ranks of deployed personnel in Afghan - I still don't think he would have atoned for his "fake - pictures attempted damning of our Forces" debacle.
Maybe not, but I would pay good money to watch you do that.

My OH thought he was funny until I scoffed yesterday. After explaining that he was directly responsible for increasing the death toll in Iraq, she now thinks he is a complete cnut, so at least Britain's got Tw*ts dancing around was good for something.

As an aside, if Stavros would have won, I would have been proclaiming it as the best show ever :)
 
#16
What an ideal opperchancity for the forces medical services to practice resuscitation techniques after a long line of volunteers had practiced their favourite form of slow terminal torture.

Said torture would be better photographed and leaked to the press. Oh the irony.
 
#17
tropper66 said:
how?, by hanging himself for all the shite he caused with the fake photographs of beatings in Iraq
I am so glad I am not the only one who still hates him and the mirror for this.

I had blokes coming up to me [during Telic 1] asking me whether their own families back home supported them because of the bilge in the rag press.

He is scum.
 
#18
Now, now. Play nicely boys and girls. Last time we graced these hallowed pages with our feelings for Piers, he (to quote sluggy) had a "hissy fit".

Piers Morgan upset at ARRSE.

Still cannot understand why the "in favour of Piers" vote gained 11% of the votes cast.

Besides aren't photographs of Piers and Susan Boyle in a compromising position doing the rounds on the internet already?

No? - Best fire up Photoshop then. :twisted:
 
#20
ABrighter2006 said:
Now, now. Play nicely boys and girls. Last time we graced these hallowed pages with our feelings for Piers, he (to quote sluggy) had a "hissy fit".

Piers Morgan upset at ARRSE.

Still cannot understand why the "in favour of Piers" vote gained 11% of the votes cast.

Besides aren't photographs of Piers and Susan Boyle in a compromising position doing the rounds on the internet already?

No? - Best fire up Photoshop then. :twisted:
His article states that his gripe was with politicians not the forces. I believe him in this sentiment but he portrayed it very bady and therefore undermined the forces and is so rated as scum.

In hindsight he should of asked his 'family' to help his journos write some of the disgusting articles he printed.
 

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