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#1
Hi,just wondering if anyone could help me, iv got my ears stretched to about an inch,when i take them out they will only shrink to about the thickness of a finger,would i still be able to join the army like this?

Luke
 
#3
lukeash said:
Hi,just wondering if anyone could help me, iv got my ears stretched to about an inch,when i take them out they will only shrink to about the thickness of a finger,would i still be able to join the army like this?

Luke

It depends on the width to length ratio. You need to take a tape measure and measure from your lower lobe to your middle index finger, then measure from your inside leg to your small toe. Add both measurements together, then times that by how may ears you have, if this total is below 30, you can still join up.
 
#4
Hi,just wondering if anyone could help me, iv got my ears stretched to about an inch,when i take them out they will only shrink to about the thickness of a finger,would i still be able to join the army like this?
What on earth you talking about?
 
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#5
Unlikely, try joining a Zulu warrior tribe instead, you may need to get your balls pierced for them but its well worth it
 
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#8
Get your arrse cheeks pierced together like Steve-o from Jack ass.
That would be really clever!!!
 
#9
lukeash said:
Hi,just wondering if anyone could help me, iv got my ears stretched to about an inch,when i take them out they will only shrink to about the thickness of a finger,would i still be able to join the army like this?
Luke
No you wouldn,t. Not because of the piercings but due to the fact you are a cnut.
 
#10
lukeash said:
Hi,just wondering if anyone could help me, iv got my ears stretched to about an inch,when i take them out they will only shrink to about the thickness of a finger,would i still be able to join the army like this?

Luke
Fick off we dont want your sort.... and the NAFFI does not sell the Guardian.

Soap dodger
 
#12
lukeash said:
Hi,just wondering if anyone could help me, iv got my ears stretched to about an inch,when i take them out they will only shrink to about the thickness of a finger,would i still be able to join the army like this?

Luke
The way you are tourturing the English language and killing the poor comma i suggest you'd be better off going back to school.

A word of warning though if you do join up with your freaky cnut like ears ears. If you are lucky you'll spend the next few years being called Gollum or Yoda or Mr Spok. More likely though is that you'll get called Cl1t Ears or Cnut Head because your ears look like a Polish Porn Stars flaps.
 
#15
If you dont mind me asking Luke, why did you do it?

As a solution, I would suggest that you cut your ears off, shave your head and eyebrows, and change your name to Nicki.
Theres good money to be made as a celebrity looky-likey. :roll:
 
#17
Are you a stunt double for a shower curtain?
 
#18
Oi! You lot, ease up a little! We've all done silly things in our youth... At least he wants to join up & not be a chav dole claimant!

Luke, have you spoken with your doctor about the possibility of cosmetic surgery?
 
#19
Luke just join up , be prepared for a load pf shit and piss taking when you do join up and of course you will get a stupid nickname . Thats the par for the course just take it . There are no reasons you cannot join up because you have crap ears , christ i am ginger ----well partial gwar .
 
#20
lukeash said:
Hi,just wondering if anyone could help me, iv got my ears stretched to about an inch,when i take them out they will only shrink to about the thickness of a finger,would i still be able to join the army like this?
DB, please note that this dick has not yet removed his ear ornaments. If it was a "silly thing" in his youth, surely he would not now have ears like the plumbing section of my local B&Q?
 
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