Pie!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Apr 13, 2013.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    So what constitutes a pie?

    I'm fucking adamant that a pie is not a pie unless it has a pastry case and a lid. The Mrs says it only needs a lid to be a pie.

    Such stuff is fucking fighting talk.

    So whats a pie and whats not a pie?
     
  2. No, missus AB is correct ~ just a lid.......
     
  3. Just a lid, and it doesn't have to be pastry or we'd never had had cottage and shepherds pie
     
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  4. A lid is fine you feckin dinosaur! Think 'Pie of Kings' = Fray Bentos!
     
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  5. An its got to have meat in it ~




    Just being controversial ~ tis the beer talking.......
     
  6. I have to agree with Biscuits AB

    Fuck me agreeing with a Mod, if i ever like a post by Forastero , dont fuck about, just shoot me please!
     
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  7. I'm always disappointed if a pie doesn't haven case, it's just not right. It's like a burger with only the top bit of bread.
     
  8. Apple pie hasn't got beef in it and it's still a pie- with a lid
     
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  9. Pizza pie doesn't have a lid.
     
  10. What was that white stuff in Fray Bentos pies that didn't quite deserve the description of pastry? Just underneath the crusty and dried out [read burnt] lid? Were those nasty Argentinians at it even back then or was my mother truly a shit cook?
     
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  11. Might have horse if its from Aldi.............
     
  12. Fuck! I didn't think that through did I?
     
  13. Is that cockerney slang for apple sauce?
     
  14. One is a 'cased pie' the other a 'lidded pie', that was what I was taught anyway.

    The things that aren't really a pie IMO is the ones with a bit of beef/horse slurry ladled into a dish and with a pre-formed 'lid' baked on a tray and then whacked on top. A favourite of motorway services and grotty chain pubs.
     
  15. 3.14159265359 etc.
     
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