Pickaxes to be banned

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stinker, May 11, 2013.

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  1. Cars kill millions of people around the world each year. Ban em I say
  2. In 1955, the Official IRA raided the REME at Arborfield and emptied armoury (mind you, they were all probably US). At the 'Shot we were put on high alert and patrolled the Mob stores armed with pickaxe handles. That would teach 'em
  3. So long as they don't ban the handles, otherwise how the hell can we do guard duties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  4. Mines at the side of my bed if they want it then it'll be just past the dog.
  5. Absolutely, ally as the RAF REgt
  6. No, one of the <cough> 'Usual suspects'.
  7. Wasn't there some mong MP that didn't want soldiers marching with bayonets fitted during a freedom of the city bash due to fears of knife crime. The cunt!
  8. I prefer a hammer myself.
  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    ^hammers and screwdrivers kill more per year than knives. kitchen knives kill more than 'hunting' knives. you only have to see the chavs waving chinese cleavers about on you tube.
  10. You're a labia majoris.
  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    he's a pet lip?
  12. Did she fuck.
  13. Majoris, not familiaris. Waltus Latinicus.