Phwoooooooaaaarrrrr ! Ms Chapman

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Abdiel, Oct 19, 2010.

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  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Aye, that red coat really matches the gwar of her hair!

    And we all know how much Arrsers love gwars.
  2. What a slut.
  3. Cuddles will be along in a minute drooling all over her
  4. And the problem is.........................
  5. I'd certainly like to be her handle-her.

    I'll get my coat.

    Chapman doesn't sound like a very Russian name though....
  6. I'm here! Sorry I'm late, here's your latte and your cappucino with hazel syrup; M4 was a bit ticklish this morning...droooooooooooooool.
  7. Saliva off Cuddles I saw her first.....
  8. Now now lads she has plenty to go around
  9. So on the finger scale gents

    How many would you cut off for a go on that :)
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Pass me a Stanley knife.
  11. Which of yours don't you want? The one with the wedding ring on it?
  12. Too late...I already drooled her.
  13. Now Thats one Red I wouldn't object to being in my bed rather than under it.

    Of course I would have to kill her afterwards...

    Not for reasons of national security.... I just like killing them afterwards...
  14. Hope some kind Russian will scan the pics on to the t'interweb.... failing that how does one get a subscription to Maximski?