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Me and the girlfriend were watching a TV show about phsycology which was dealing with the subject of mixed emotions. I turned to her and said
"This is utter bullshit, there is nothing you could tell me that would make me happy and sad at the same time"

Without turning her head away from the TV screen she said
"Out of all your mates, you have the biggest cock...."

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