Phrases that should be banned

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  1. Probably been done before, but can I start off by presenting the following, which has been done to death:

    "Nice one mate, I've just spilled my brew all over my keyboard". :?
  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    'Dry your eyes Princess'.

  3. "Red Bull...It gives you Fcuking wings"

    [align=center]My arse
  4. Bliar, ZANU NuLiarbore, Comrade this and that. Funny at first but now bores me to tears, and brings nothing of any value to the table.
  5. Jade was the peoples princess..... :x

    Jade was a hero :x
  6. "Them"
  7. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Not strictly a phrase as such : LOL.

    Deep hatred for LOL.
  8. I'm off to [Insert Respective Couse] do I need/can I take
  9. Politicians who use the phrase "I support hard working families".

    And then do the opposite.
  10. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Anywhere that says "Investor in People".

    Makes me laff that one.
  11. "fcuk knows?"

    "residual bodies"
  12. What really grips my shit is the expression "grips my shit".
  13. "Man up" "Grow a pair" "Dry your eyes princess"

    Second hand patter for w ankers.
  14. Go and get a room.
    Get over yourself (I'm afraid to say I've used that one!). :oops:
    I bought a J*** G***dy calander aand it only goes up to March - great at first, but blood annoying after 50 repeats.

    I agree with LOL and would add FYI!
  15. oh and don't forget the smug

    "Hope this helps"