Phrases that should be banned

Probably been done before, but can I start off by presenting the following, which has been done to death:

"Nice one mate, I've just spilled my brew all over my keyboard". :?
Bliar, ZANU NuLiarbore, Comrade this and that. Funny at first but now bores me to tears, and brings nothing of any value to the table.
Jade was the peoples princess..... :x

Jade was a hero :x
I'm off to [Insert Respective Couse] do I need/can I take


"Man up" "Grow a pair" "Dry your eyes princess"

Second hand patter for w ankers.
Go and get a room.
Get over yourself (I'm afraid to say I've used that one!). :oops:
I bought a J*** G***dy calander aand it only goes up to March - great at first, but blood annoying after 50 repeats.

I agree with LOL and would add FYI!
oh and don't forget the smug

"Hope this helps"
No you can't have it. We only have one left and someone might need it.


1, Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions.
2, You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps. (Normally followed by hysterical giggling).
LancePrivateJones said:
Not strictly a phrase as such : LOL.

Deep hatred for LOL.

Being a naive thicky, I used to to think this stood for 'Lots of love' but all my dreams got shattered when I realised that all those birds who put it on emails' txt etc, didn't love me after all. :(

Phew! It also meant that I gladly wouldn't be the attention of all the dodgy Man-love which I thought might be heading my way either. :blowkiss:

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