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Phrases for being drunk

#1
This was from an American site and has other nationalities on it as well

- A couple of chapters into the novel

- Alcoholled

- Ambushed

- Annihilated

- A public mess

- A weeble (you know, they wobble but they don't fall down)

- Backwards

- Banged up on sauce

- Bassackwards

- Beligerant

- Bent

- Besoffen (German)

- Besotted

- Bladdered

- Blitzed

- Blitzkrieged

- Blotto

- Blowin' a 2

- Bombarded

- Bombed

- Borracho (Spanish)

- Brahms (pissed cockney ryming slang east London)

- Broken

- Bullet (Tennessee)

- Butt wasted

- Buzzed

- Canceled

- Chemically imbalanced

- Comblasted

- Comblinded

- Cracked

- Cranked

- Crocked

- Cued up

- Derailed

- Down the creek

- Drita (Norwegian)

- Embalmed

- Fermented

- Floatin'

- Frayed

- Fubar

- Fucked up

- Fully kroizoned

- Furschnickered

- Gansado (Portuguese)

- Gone

- Gone Borneo

- Hammered

- Happy

- Has a package on

- Hummin'

- Humored

- Hurting a turtle

- Impaired

- In a ditch

- Inebriated

- Influenced

- In rare form

- Intoxicated

- Jazzed

- Jiggered

- Just south of bejesus

- Keilazarus (Holland)

- Keyed

- K.O.'d

- Lazarus (Holland)

- Leanin'

- Leaked

- Leg-less

- Licked

- Liquored up

- Lit

- Lit up

- Loaded

- Locked

- Logged (Canadian, eh)

- Looped

- Lubed up

- Lushed

- Marinated

- Mareado (Spanish)

- Messed up

- Mingin'(Scottish)

- Not so Farfrompuken

- Off of his trolley

- Off ya face (Australia)

- Off ya nut (Australia)

- Ossified

- Out of his tree (Australia)

- Out of it

- Pealaid (S. Louisiana)

- Pickled

- Pie eyed

- Pished out his face

- Pissed

- Pissed a newt

- Pissin'

- Plastered

- Plowed over

- Poegaai (South African)

- Poisoned

- Polluted

- Possessed

- Put one on

- Quaffed

- Rat-arsed (London)

- Redirected

- Reekin' (Scottish)

- Ripped

- Rocked

- Rooked

- Roped

- Saturated

- Sauced

- Schlonkered

- Schnockered

- Schtumphy

- Scuppered

- Screwed

- Seasoned

- Shellacked

- Shickered (Aussie)

- Shit faced

- Shithoused

- Silly

- Slambasted

- Slammed

- Slickered

- Slobbered

- Sloshed

- Sloppy

- Slozzled

- Smashed

- Smoked

- Smuckered

- Smurfed Up

- Snockered

- Soaked

- So lit you could read by him

- So wet he ripples

- Sodden

- Soused

- Spanked

- Squashed

- Squiffy

- Stewed

- Stoned

- Stooped

- Stupid

- Stupified

- Tanked

- Tatered

- Tepo (Spanish)

- Three sheets to the wind

- Throwed off

- Tied one on

- Tipped

- Tipsey

- Toasted

- Topped off

- To' up from the flo' up

- Toxic

- Tuned up

- Trashed

- Trounced

- Tweeked

- Under the influence

- Unsober

- Wasted

- Well oiled

- Wet

- Wicked retarded (Boston)

- Wobbly

- Wrecked

- Zipped

- Zonked
 
#19
Funky new blood, you are a tw@t!!!

Your post was so long I really couldn't be arrsed to read it all & the alphabetical touch was also very sad!!

W@nkered always works for me!! :lol:

Mod's . . . . . .please be gentle :roll:
 
#20
gado said:
Funky new blood, you are a tw@t!!!

:roll:
Excuse me kind Sir, do we know one another? Do I have the power of persuasion over you that makes you my lap dog, only capable of completing my bidding.... like reading a list of words?

I put forward that you are the sad creature around here.

1. Now

2. Go

3. And

4. Make

5. Me

6. A

7. Brew
 

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