Phrases for being drunk

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Apr 5, 2005.

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  1. This was from an American site and has other nationalities on it as well

    - A couple of chapters into the novel

    - Alcoholled

    - Ambushed

    - Annihilated

    - A public mess

    - A weeble (you know, they wobble but they don't fall down)

    - Backwards

    - Banged up on sauce

    - Bassackwards

    - Beligerant

    - Bent

    - Besoffen (German)

    - Besotted

    - Bladdered

    - Blitzed

    - Blitzkrieged

    - Blotto

    - Blowin' a 2

    - Bombarded

    - Bombed

    - Borracho (Spanish)

    - Brahms (pissed cockney ryming slang east London)

    - Broken

    - Bullet (Tennessee)

    - Butt wasted

    - Buzzed

    - Canceled

    - Chemically imbalanced

    - Comblasted

    - Comblinded

    - Cracked

    - Cranked

    - Crocked

    - Cued up

    - Derailed

    - Down the creek

    - Drita (Norwegian)

    - Embalmed

    - Fermented

    - Floatin'

    - Frayed

    - Fubar

    - Fucked up

    - Fully kroizoned

    - Furschnickered

    - Gansado (Portuguese)

    - Gone

    - Gone Borneo

    - Hammered

    - Happy

    - Has a package on

    - Hummin'

    - Humored

    - Hurting a turtle

    - Impaired

    - In a ditch

    - Inebriated

    - Influenced

    - In rare form

    - Intoxicated

    - Jazzed

    - Jiggered

    - Just south of bejesus

    - Keilazarus (Holland)

    - Keyed

    - K.O.'d

    - Lazarus (Holland)

    - Leanin'

    - Leaked

    - Leg-less

    - Licked

    - Liquored up

    - Lit

    - Lit up

    - Loaded

    - Locked

    - Logged (Canadian, eh)

    - Looped

    - Lubed up

    - Lushed

    - Marinated

    - Mareado (Spanish)

    - Messed up

    - Mingin'(Scottish)

    - Not so Farfrompuken

    - Off of his trolley

    - Off ya face (Australia)

    - Off ya nut (Australia)

    - Ossified

    - Out of his tree (Australia)

    - Out of it

    - Pealaid (S. Louisiana)

    - Pickled

    - Pie eyed

    - Pished out his face

    - Pissed

    - Pissed a newt

    - Pissin'

    - Plastered

    - Plowed over

    - Poegaai (South African)

    - Poisoned

    - Polluted

    - Possessed

    - Put one on

    - Quaffed

    - Rat-arsed (London)

    - Redirected

    - Reekin' (Scottish)

    - Ripped

    - Rocked

    - Rooked

    - Roped

    - Saturated

    - Sauced

    - Schlonkered

    - Schnockered

    - Schtumphy

    - Scuppered

    - Screwed

    - Seasoned

    - Shellacked

    - Shickered (Aussie)

    - Shit faced

    - Shithoused

    - Silly

    - Slambasted

    - Slammed

    - Slickered

    - Slobbered

    - Sloshed

    - Sloppy

    - Slozzled

    - Smashed

    - Smoked

    - Smuckered

    - Smurfed Up

    - Snockered

    - Soaked

    - So lit you could read by him

    - So wet he ripples

    - Sodden

    - Soused

    - Spanked

    - Squashed

    - Squiffy

    - Stewed

    - Stoned

    - Stooped

    - Stupid

    - Stupified

    - Tanked

    - Tatered

    - Tepo (Spanish)

    - Three sheets to the wind

    - Throwed off

    - Tied one on

    - Tipped

    - Tipsey

    - Toasted

    - Topped off

    - To' up from the flo' up

    - Toxic

    - Tuned up

    - Trashed

    - Trounced

    - Tweeked

    - Under the influence

    - Unsober

    - Wasted

    - Well oiled

    - Wet

    - Wicked retarded (Boston)

    - Wobbly

    - Wrecked

    - Zipped

    - Zonked
     
  2. msr

    msr LE

  3. Assholed and minced, the main 2 I use, nothing to with my sexuality though. :lol:
     
  4. I am currently on the way to being all of the above! 8) :lol:
     
  5. also slaughtered and "one over the eight" - an expression my mum used once - so may be from Yorkshire?
     
  6. its not a nice one but:

    Cun ted
     
  7. Trousered
    Chumado (Spanish)
     
  8. I normally refer to this condition as " Being Leathered " :D :D
     
  9. tired and emotional

    in your cups

    monged

    tight

    eyes like pi** holes in the snow

    eyes like sheeps fannies

    bound to more!

    SAM
     
  10. Absolutely Cnuted :roll:
     
  11. fuck faced
    Wasted
    slashed
     
  12. Ram Razzle Dazzled is one I've heard!! :D 8O
     
  13. Upside down

    In Norwegian 'full'

    Sk
     
  14. wnakered

    mootled

    ragg'ed

    off your t1ts

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