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Phoning the airport

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Name.....?

Abdul Ali Rahzeb.

Sex.....?

About three to five times a week.

No, no, I mean male or female.

Male, female, donkey, sometime even camel.

Holy Cow !!!

Yes, cow, sheep, goat, whatever come my way.

But isn't that hostile?

Horse style, doggy style, any style.

Oh dear!

No, no, no !! deer run too fast.
 

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