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I was bored at work the other day so I thought I would phone my wife for some kinky phone sex, I phoned her and said " tell me that you haven't got any trousers on". She said " I don''t have any trousers on" I said to her " tell me that you don't have any panties on" She said " I don't have any panties on" I was getting quite turned on by this time, so I said to her " tell me why you don't have any trousers or panties on" She said " I farted and shit myself".
 
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