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phone calls

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Fatarse, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
    devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
    Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
    is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
    she writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
    got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
    gone to hell, so it's a local call."
  2. A good Republican joke!