7 Sigs QM phones the Guardroom in a very shaky voice to report that "A Baboon is walking through the QM stores throwing kit off the shelves and acting menacingly". The Cpl of the guard replies "Fcuck Off Knob, stop winding me up" Two minutes later a rather flush faced Siggie, rather out of breath has a message for the the Cpl of the guard " QM says your in fcuking jail and the the guard needs to be called to the QM`s cos there is a fcucking baboon running amok in the stores" The guard was despatched and indeed found the entire QM staff cowering under desks whilst a Baboon was wrecking the fcucking place. Baboon fcucks off back over the fence and the said Cpl was indeed jailed (Me). Who the fcuck builds an Army camp next to another Zoo!!