i have a bit of a dilema and i thought maybe the lads in arrse could help me. This season on my local pheasant shoot some fecking genius has let a full on mlllaaaarrrrring spastic in to the beating ranks. I had my doubts at first but he did seem to prove to be of good comedy value as he would run up and down the line with a smiling face and the joyful sound of mmmlllaaarrr. When he would see a pheasant he would chase it round like the fecking spaz he is. at lunch time we sit him out in the yard with the dogs and give him his very own bowl. He is able to sniff a few dogs arrses and he seems happy enough. However on saturday it is beaters day when we all get to shoot for free, and the fecking idiots are gonna give the spaz his own shotgun to use. what am i to do, i was looking forward to this day when there was the small chance of him aimlessly wandering in to my firing line and being able to mistake him for some fat low flying fecking mllaaarrring pheasant but this has really f**ked up my plans .I mean i am always up for a bit of sport but letting the c*nts shoot back that is going too far. Maybe i could take him to one side and show him that the end with the two round holes should point at your stomach and the wood bit should point at the bird. Any suggestions on how to get rid of this liability would be appreciated.