phase 2

Discussion in 'Sappers' started by noobie1313, Jun 28, 2009.

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  1. any tips on phase 2 guys?

  2. :D :D :D :D
  3. Always bend at the knees and not the back when lifting.
  4. dont forget your still training your not in the field army yet
  5. lol
  6. enjoy the word PIANO!
  7. Always go for Cheesy beans on toast at the Jackson Club
  8. lp all the way makes it so much nicer lol cheesy beans
  9. Keep up to date with your best book.
    Don't gob off.
    Be prepared for a world of sh1t. I found B3 a lot harder than basic training.
    Get used to the shout of PIANO, WALL and QUAD!

    Above all keep a sense of humour and don't jack it in. B3 is a very small part of your career which has to be endured so just grin and bear it.
  10. Never put a lightbulb in your back pocket!
  11. Don't try and copy James Bond by trying to drive over an island in a Mk 5 assualt boat as a certain ginger, Irish friend of mine did!

    Leave pockets undone as you have to sew them up with red, white and blue thread 25 stitches to the inch!

    Never leave your locker or room unlocked when you are not in the block!
  12. don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your c*ck
  13. That includes inside the Scoff Monster, there's no such thing as a kitty on doing that beast, even if she may now have popped her sweaty clogs
  14. She is probably more attractive now and a damn sight thinner! Can you imagine how strong the pall bearers must have been! Either that or a gin was set up to get her out of the hearse.