Pharmacology

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by Cait, May 12, 2004.

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  1. In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetominophen. Aleve is actually Naproxen. Amoxil is also Amoxillin, and Advil is also Ibuproven.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

    Just wondered if any of the medically astute out there could confirm the above?
     
  2. Thank the Lord for a generic version.

    I've been really hacked off at the ridiculous price of the branded tablets, £10 each!

    The wife disagrees, she thinks that £40 a year isnt too bad an outlay!

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    Apparently they're developing Viagra in an eye drop form - it does nothing for you genitals but it makes you look well hard!






    Boom - boom :D
     
  3. You could seek a surgical remedy-a strapadictomy :lol:
     
  4. You could seek a surgical remedy-a strapadictomy :lol:
     
  5. Thanks Cait for informing me of the use of new names. I mixed my viagra up with my tortoises antibiotic pills. I got rid of my dose but he couldn't move for 3 days!