If you wait for 30 minutes until your arse is properly closed again you can always knock the Richard off the shelf with a stick - if there's a stick handy. I used to use the mop handle but only when my block job didn't include the bogs.
We have a dirty tw*t(s) at work who do this nothing worse than walking in and having a high fibre turd looking up at you norally the bogs smeared in the stuff ...............why you gopers flush and if its not gone go back and flush once you've wiped your hands.
Can remeber the 1st log I done on a German bog sitting nice and relaxed awaiting the splash and water catching the end of your arse. No splash think WTF, And turn round to see this massive log sitting on a ledge frightended the life out of me