In light of all the shit petitions doing the rounds, I thought I'd start my own. It would be fucking awesome, just imagine the scene as the crowd start to get bored after the 15th try scored by a suspiciously Fijian looking Scotsman. As everyone is supping their beer out of plastic cups, someone in the crowd shouts: ''what's that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'' No it's fucking Zorro returning to get his revenge on the stewards! He could swoop down on a massive parachute complete with a big 'Z' emblazoned on it, land in the middle of the pitch and draw his sword and generally give the stewards and plod the run around for a few minutes, before being arrested in a blaze of glory. Let's make this happen all proceeds don't go to charity. Edited to add: Anyone got a plane and a parachute we can borrow on the 7th of May?