In the current financial climate we cannot justify having three armed forces. The Army should be disbanded, their personnel should be divided between the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force. Money will be saved by transferring the The Army Air Corps assets to the Royal Air Force. In addition the ground units can be divided between the Royal Marines and the RAF Regiment. This will give substantial savings in the command structure with reduction of senior ranks without effecting ground troop numbers.
Current signatoriesGerald Farquhar, the Petition Creator, joined by:
Farquhar U. Cnut
Anthony N Imby, Gray's Lane KT211BU
Brigadier Caubeen Retd
Ashtead Park Estate Management Company Ltd
Tom Neutron Dung aka Sun N D
Cpl John Smith SAS PARA RM SBS SO19
Major R Sole VD & scar
Faye (moose) Turney
Maj Hue Janus
Watt A Twunt
General sir, dannet.
Macurice Mennie RMP-SAS-CP ARSFT LYIN WNKR
Petitioner must be RAF. They've always felt vulnerable Farquhar's mincing boyfriend
I W. Anchor have signed the petition, however i found that the number in use is not recognised so i was clearly dissapointed that i didnt get a chance to exchange polite words with this Gerald Farquhar
I would have you know that the name Farquhar belongs to an ancient and honourable family (mine) that goes back hundreds of years and for the historical inepts a-mong-you southern shites, the clan Farquhar faught gallantly at the battle of pinkie in 1547 and the battle of Culloden in 1746 and beyond. Clan Motto "Fide Et Fortitudine". So feck off.