Petition to disband the army

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  1. Clearly some tool off here, intent on making us look like dicks
  2. What a load of Bull

    Like some of the names though....anyone tried the phone number beside the name at the top? :lol:
  3. Why bother with a petition? The Government are slowly disbanding us ayway!
  4. In the current financial climate we cannot justify having three armed forces. The Army should be disbanded, their personnel should be divided between the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force. Money will be saved by transferring the The Army Air Corps assets to the Royal Air Force. In addition the ground units can be divided between the Royal Marines and the RAF Regiment. This will give substantial savings in the command structure with reduction of senior ranks without effecting ground troop numbers.
    Current signatoriesGerald Farquhar, the Petition Creator, joined by:

    Farquhar U. Cnut
    C. Lee-Farquhar
    VB Di-Oria
    Anthony N Imby, Gray's Lane KT211BU
    P. Enis
    Brigadier Caubeen Retd
    Ashtead Park Estate Management Company Ltd
    Nimby Toss-Pot
    Tom Neutron Dung aka Sun N D
    I. Pulla-YerBolloxoff
    Cpl John Smith SAS PARA RM SBS SO19
    Major R Sole VD & scar
    amanda hugnkiss
    Hugh Jardon
    Faye (moose) Turney
    Mike Hunt
    Maj Hue Janus
    Watt A Twunt
    General sir, dannet.
    Hugh Jass
    Dick Stroker
    Macurice Mennie RMP-SAS-CP ARSFT LYIN WNKR
    Petitioner must be RAF. They've always felt vulnerable
    Farquhar's mincing boyfriend

    Farquhar is my bitch now :lol:
  5. That was mentioned on here around the time of Grays Lane, not sure where the link is.

    Quite a few members bunged silly names onto it! :D
  6. I am Lord Curly Wurly Burley. I have no idea why I chose it, I was just feeling extremely random.


    Have fun.
  8. If the petition was to Disband the RAF, it would no doubt have 50,000 signatures by now :roll:
  9. If it was a petition to disband parliament it would have 50 million signatures by now.
  10. You forgot to add Mike Golden!
  11. I, Major Walt of Airsoft, fully support the petition.

    The phone number is in Fife, might grow the balls to try it in time for monday morning.
  12. Seconded. Clearly some people really have far too much time on their hands.
  13. Cow

    Cow LE

    it won't accept the link when I use that free email address. Shame.
  14. I W. Anchor have signed the petition, however i found that the number in use is not recognised so i was clearly dissapointed that i didnt get a chance to exchange polite words with this Gerald Farquhar