Petition to disband the army

[wi11]

Who came up with this rubbish!!??

Petition to diband the army

Glad to see that no one is taking it seriously though

 

[Mighty_doh_nut]

Clearly some tool off here, intent on making us look like dicks

 

[dorsetross88]

What a load of Bull

Like some of the names though....anyone tried the phone number beside the name at the top?

 

[Fallschirmjager]

Why bother with a petition? The Government are slowly disbanding us ayway!

 

[JP47]

In the current financial climate we cannot justify having three armed forces. The Army should be disbanded, their personnel should be divided between the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force. Money will be saved by transferring the The Army Air Corps assets to the Royal Air Force. In addition the ground units can be divided between the Royal Marines and the RAF Regiment. This will give substantial savings in the command structure with reduction of senior ranks without effecting ground troop numbers.
Current signatoriesGerald Farquhar, the Petition Creator, joined by:

Farquhar U. Cnut
C. Lee-Farquhar
VB Di-Oria
Anthony N Imby, Gray's Lane KT211BU
P. Enis
Brigadier Caubeen Retd
Ashtead Park Estate Management Company Ltd
Nimby Toss-Pot
Tom Neutron Dung aka Sun N D
I. Pulla-YerBolloxoff
Cpl John Smith SAS PARA RM SBS SO19
Major R Sole VD & scar
amanda hugnkiss
Hugh Jardon
Faye (moose) Turney
Mike Hunt
Maj Hue Janus
Watt A Twunt
General sir, dannet.
Hugh Jass
B.L. OWSGOATS
Dick Stroker
Macurice Mennie RMP-SAS-CP ARSFT LYIN WNKR
Petitioner must be RAF. They've always felt vulnerable
Farquhar's mincing boyfriend


Farquhar is my bitch now

 

[Older_by_the_day]

That was mentioned on here around the time of Grays Lane, not sure where the link is.

Quite a few members bunged silly names onto it!

 

[PoisonDwarf]

I am Lord Curly Wurly Burley. I have no idea why I chose it, I was just feeling extremely random.

Wibble.

 

[Garhwal]

http://www.guerrillamail.com/

Guerrilla Mail provides you with disposable e-mail addresses which expire after 15 Minutes. You can read and reply to e-mails that are sent to the temporary e-mail address within the given time frame.

Have fun.

 

[walt_of_the_walts]

If the petition was to Disband the RAF, it would no doubt have 50,000 signatures by now

 

[stacker1]

If the petition was to Disband the RAF, it would no doubt have 50,000 signatures by now

If it was a petition to disband parliament it would have 50 million signatures by now.

 

[Lewis]

You forgot to add Mike Golden!

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

I, Major Walt of Airsoft, fully support the petition.

The phone number is in Fife, might grow the balls to try it in time for monday morning.

 

[Praetorian]

Clearly some tool off here, intent on making us look like dicks

Seconded. Clearly some people really have far too much time on their hands.

 

[Cow]

it won't accept the link when I use that free email address. Shame.

 

[Sgt_Henno_Garvie]

I W. Anchor have signed the petition, however i found that the number in use is not recognised so i was clearly dissapointed that i didnt get a chance to exchange polite words with this Gerald Farquhar

 

[The_Rattler]

sorry about that "petition to disband the army" its my boy hes only 5 years old and he was messing around with the internet. You know kids they do anything for a laugh

I shall though tighten the parental locks on the internet and tell him off for trying to destablize the Armed Forces.

I hope nobody took this seriously you know these young kids when they put there mind to something they are hard to change

 

[mac_uk]

Anyone with a name like Farquar deserves a proper kicking.

Apologies to any decent Farquars out there.















None? I rest my case

 

[secondtimer]

I would have you know that the name Farquhar belongs to an ancient and honourable family (mine) that goes back hundreds of years and for the historical inepts a-mong-you southern shites, the clan Farquhar faught gallantly at the battle of pinkie in 1547 and the battle of Culloden in 1746 and beyond. Clan Motto "Fide Et Fortitudine". So feck off.

 

[Aristander]

oooo

 

[jumpinmonkey]

this has to be an all time wah championship winner!!