Petition to deport Piers Morgan from the US.

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  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Thousands of Americans have signed a petition to have Piers Morgan deported. This sudden outbreak of good taste stateside has been prompted by remarks the slimy traitorous turd made about gun control.

    Whilst many on this side of the pond might not disagree with Moron on this issue it seems a tad harsh that the Yanks would wish to foist him back onto us.

    There would be delicious irony if this issue opened IS eyes as to what a toxic creep he really is v

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  2. I support the petition. Actually, screw the petitions, why not just do a "rendition"?
  3. Deport him where? We don't ******* want him!
    EDIT: read the thing, and why do they want to deport him just for saying what everybody thinks? The colonials SHOULD have tighter gun laws.
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  4. What's the betting that of the 31,000 signatures 30, 622 are from NRA members, 343 are from Arrse members and the rest are from people who can't stand looking at the twizzle mouthed ****.
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  5. Its difficult to know who to support on this one, the deranged, misguided gun toting rabidly right wing American nut jobs or that tosser Piers "moron" Morgan. However, whichever side one takes it is dissapointing that only 0.009948% of Americans have petitioned in support of Morgan's deportation. Are there any countries that would take him? Lets just say he'd look good in an orange jump suit.
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  6. Bloody gun toting loons qe dont want the ****** back here.
    Personally I blamed the indians and the bears.
    It was a perfect plan to dump god bothering weirdos in the wilderness but the ******* prospered and bred:(
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  7. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  8. And now you have Brits going there in search of a "better life." :)
  9. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Morgan is one of the smuggest, slimy and hated people in the media, but on this bandwagon - jumping issue he is unquestionably right.
  10. First Amendment of the US Constitution:

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

    No further questions, M'lud.

    Pious Moron remains a ****, regardless
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  11. Equador?..they seem to like their nut jobs.
  12. With a few notable exceptions they'd make perfect bear snacks as well.:)
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  13. I wonder if he may be worried about going out to lunch or dinner now for fear of some American red necked gun toting nutjob deciding to take the matter into his own hands. Piers might even decide he want's to come back now anyway.

    Perhaps we should tell him his citizenship has been rescinded and he has to stay there! :)
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