Pet Hates.

#1
Tell what or who, gets up yer hooter most.

I hate Bull fights and the fcuking spectators.
It is disgusting to see the bull standing there with fckiing great heavy iron barbs hanging from its muscles, its head drooping from all the lance thrusts from the cnutadors and their poor old nags with intestines hanging out from being gored by the bull. I just love it when the bull suddenly takes the strutting, spangled little popinjay pratador unawares and gores him right up his freakin jacksy.


It's edited at last..now piss off!
 
#3
GP's who x-ray lower backs for 'low back pain'
Mowing the lawn.
Neat Bacardi.
Ants.





ooooh and people from Llangefni!!
 
#5
Monty417 said:
Tell what or who, gets up yer hooter most.

I hate Bull fights and the fcuking spectators.
It is disgusting to see the bull standing there with fckiing great heavy iron barbs hanging from it's muscles, it's head drooping from all the lance thrusts from the cnutadors and their poor old nags with intestines hanging out from being gored by the bull. I just love it when the bull suddenly takes the strutting, spangled little popinjay pratador unawares and gores him right up his freakin jacksy.
I can’t stand it when people don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”.

That and bull fighting.
 
#6
Downgraded fat bastards who keep volunteering me (and the other fit lads) for extra PT/Exercises/Tours/Competitons/Parades etc while they sit on their fat arse getting praise.
 
#8
VMechA said:
Bad day in the office huh?
Never been in an office vm, oh yeah, 55yrs back. Got a reprimand.
No old fart ones, please.
 
#10
ScouseD said:
Monty417 said:
Tell what or who, gets up yer hooter most.

I hate Bull fights and the fcuking spectators.
It is disgusting to see the bull standing there with fckiing great heavy iron barbs hanging from it's muscles, it's head drooping from all the lance thrusts from the cnutadors and their poor old nags with intestines hanging out from being gored by the bull. I just love it when the bull suddenly takes the strutting, spangled little popinjay pratador unawares and gores him right up his freakin jacksy.
I can’t stand it when people don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”.

That and bull fighting.
Got me there. Bugger!
 
#11
stacker1 said:
Downgraded fat bastards who keep volunteering me (and the other fit lads) for extra PT/Exercises/Tours/Competitons/Parades etc while they sit on their fat arse getting praise.
Oooh this one gets right up my fucking nose, the lazy fat downgraded cunts, apologies to the genuine cases but I have a guy in my section who pulls the fucking wool, lazy cunt. :x
 
#12
bigbird67 said:
GP's who x-ray lower backs for 'low back pain'
SNAP!! And the ones that wants x-rays of c-spine and both shoulders for "shoulder pain"...

And the ones that want chest x-rays for the fantastic clinical reasoning of "persistent cough"...

And...well I could go on all day....
 
#13
Monty417 said:
Tell what or who, gets up yer hooter most.

I hate Bull fights and the fcuking spectators.
It is disgusting to see the bull standing there with fckiing great heavy iron barbs hanging from it's muscles, it's head drooping from all the lance thrusts from the cnutadors and their poor old nags with intestines hanging out from being gored by the bull. I just love it when the bull suddenly takes the strutting, spangled little popinjay pratador unawares and gores him right up his freakin jacksy.

Not all the spectators are on the twaatadors side :)
 
#14
The pets I love to hate are fecking tortoises!!! Hate 'em, useless little creatures, crap pets!!
 
#15
Potential said:
bigbird67 said:
GP's who x-ray lower backs for 'low back pain'
SNAP!! And the ones that wants x-rays of c-spine and both shoulders for "shoulder pain"...

And the ones that want chest x-rays for the fantastic clinical reasoning of "persistent cough"...
And...well I could go on all day....
especially when they go on to say "smokes 20 per day" 8O doesn't take a genius does it??
 
#17
People who insist on smoking right next to me. Yeah I used to smoke but I gave it up years ago thank fu ck, but now even a whiff of fag smoke makes my chest tight. And I especially hate it when the t wats tell me it's (ScouseD please note) against their 'uman rights to be made to stop smoking in certain places (or anywhere really).
 
#18
eodmatt said:
People who insist on smoking right next to me. Yeah I used to smoke but I gave it up years ago thank *, but now even a whiff of fag smoke makes my chest tight. And I especially hate it when the t wats tell me it's (ScouseD please note) against their 'uman rights to be made to stop smoking in certain places (or anywhere really).
People who come up to me whilst I'm having a smoke with my pint in the beer garden and say "Do you mind not smoking we are eating over here". The shortened version of the answer goes " go sit inside then" :wink:
 
#19
blobmeister said:
People with the union flag upside down...grips me!

And people who call the Union Flag, the Union JACK! Really grips me.....I know it`s a minor point and in the great scheme of things, it matters not...but it really does wind me up!
 
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