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Pest control

Pest Control.
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a Pest Control company. One afternoon they were f****** (swear word!) in the bedroom when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick, get in the wardrobe.' Said the woman to the lover and she kicked his clothes under the bed and pushed him into the wardrobe stark naked. She made out that she was just about to take a shower, but her husband was suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the Pest Control man in the wardrobe...

W.T.F are you?' he shouted.

'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'W.T.F. are you doing in there?' the husband asked..'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,in the wardrobe' the lover replied.

'B-------!! where are your clothes?' asked the husband.

The man calmly looked down at himself and said,… 'Those f------ little bar stewards'..

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