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To be sung to the Tune of "My Favourite Things"

Dildo’s and corsets and Chain mail Bikinis
Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies
Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings
These are a few of my favourite things ...

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favourite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather
Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together
Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys
These are a few of my favourite toys ...

Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
Dildo’s and butt plugs to shove up your arseholes
Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel
All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbours can't tell ...

Navy blue panties like the girls wore in school
A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool
Black halter tops and a PVC skirt
And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!!

Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather
Rubber and latex are fun in all weather
Canes of rattan that deliver a sting
All these and more are my favourite things!!!

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favourite things

And it makes me feel ... so hot!!
 

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