Perverts Song

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. To be sung to the Tune of "My Favourite Things"

    Dildo’s and corsets and Chain mail Bikinis
    Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies
    Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings
    These are a few of my favourite things ...

    When the lash bites
    When the crop stings
    When it hits the Spot
    I simply remember my favourite things
    And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

    Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather
    Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together
    Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys
    These are a few of my favourite toys ...

    Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
    Dildo’s and butt plugs to shove up your arseholes
    Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel
    All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbours can't tell ...

    Navy blue panties like the girls wore in school
    A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool
    Black halter tops and a PVC skirt
    And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!!

    Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather
    Rubber and latex are fun in all weather
    Canes of rattan that deliver a sting
    All these and more are my favourite things!!!

    When the lash bites
    When the crop stings
    When it hits the Spot
    I simply remember my favourite things

    And it makes me feel ... so hot!!