To be sung to the Tune of "My Favourite Things" Dildoâs and corsets and Chain mail Bikinis Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings These are a few of my favourite things ... When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favourite things And it makes me feel ... so hot!! Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys These are a few of my favourite toys ... Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds Dildoâs and butt plugs to shove up your arseholes Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbours can't tell ... Navy blue panties like the girls wore in school A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool Black halter tops and a PVC skirt And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!! Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather Rubber and latex are fun in all weather Canes of rattan that deliver a sting All these and more are my favourite things!!! When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favourite things And it makes me feel ... so hot!!