Perverted couple wanted for mars mission

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  1. I've already emailed Kylie Minogue to see if she's available in 2018.

    OK, we're not techincally a couple, but . . .
  2. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    The Scarey One's up for it if anyone wants to be locked up in a tube with her for 16 months...
  3. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    If I donate to the project can I vote on who goes? I can think of a few people I'd like to send into space on a dodgy mission for 16 months. Especially as there's probably a good chance it won't come back
  4. Thats just fucking crazy... 16 months as a married couple.. I hope the blokes shed has been forwarded to a convienient asteroid to be towed behind the spaceship is all I can say. Only consolation is she wont be able to nag him into putting shelves up as drilling holes in spacship walls is never advisable.
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  5. Nightmare scenario and I won't be applying. 500 days? Me and my missus can barely survive on evening together on the sofa before an argument breaks out!
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  6. Day 423:

    I've changed my mind. I want to go home.
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  7. Me and mrbee would go, but we wouldn't get anything done. All we do is stay in bed all day if we are together, occasionally get up to have a sandwich. Wouldn't be too exiting
  8. Would the couple have to walk to the space craft in space suits 'armaggedon' stylee?

    Or could one preplace a un-concious and gagged 'wife' in the capsule?
  9. You haven't be married long, have you?
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  10. What, and then stand well back and watch the rocket take off from a safe distance?
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  11. The bloke's wasting an opportunity. If he teamed up with the producers of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of here"...
  12. I vote that we put Robbeaus and Lena in the capsule and fire it AT fucking Mars.
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  13. That would be a good plan b if I didn't get teh 'spot'.

    Are chains likely to be too heavy? Should I downgrade to webbing straps?
  14. FOC, too quick otherwise.