Perverted couple wanted for mars mission

#2
I've already emailed Kylie Minogue to see if she's available in 2018.

OK, we're not techincally a couple, but . . .
 

Bouillabaisse

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#4
If I donate to the project can I vote on who goes? I can think of a few people I'd like to send into space on a dodgy mission for 16 months. Especially as there's probably a good chance it won't come back
 
#5
Thats just fucking crazy... 16 months as a married couple.. I hope the blokes shed has been forwarded to a convienient asteroid to be towed behind the spaceship is all I can say. Only consolation is she wont be able to nag him into putting shelves up as drilling holes in spacship walls is never advisable.
 
#6
Nightmare scenario and I won't be applying. 500 days? Me and my missus can barely survive on evening together on the sofa before an argument breaks out!
 
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MrsBee

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#8
Me and mrbee would go, but we wouldn't get anything done. All we do is stay in bed all day if we are together, occasionally get up to have a sandwich. Wouldn't be too exiting
 
#9
Would the couple have to walk to the space craft in space suits 'armaggedon' stylee?

Or could one preplace a un-concious and gagged 'wife' in the capsule?
 
#10
Me and mrbee would go, but we wouldn't get anything done. All we do is stay in bed all day if we are together, occasionally get up to have a sandwich. Wouldn't be too exiting
You haven't be married long, have you?
 
#11
Would the couple have to walk to the space craft in space suits 'armaggedon' stylee?

Or could one preplace a un-concious and gagged 'wife' in the capsule?
What, and then stand well back and watch the rocket take off from a safe distance?
 
#12
The bloke's wasting an opportunity. If he teamed up with the producers of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of here"...
 
#13
I vote that we put Robbeaus and Lena in the capsule and fire it AT fucking Mars.
 
#14
What, and then stand well back and watch the rocket take off from a safe distance?
That would be a good plan b if I didn't get teh 'spot'.

Are chains likely to be too heavy? Should I downgrade to webbing straps?
 
#16
The bloke's wasting an opportunity. If he teamed up with the producers of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of here"...
Good idea, to co-incide with . .

'Celebrity Space Bloodbath'
'Celebrity Space Mental Breakdown'

The sponsors could be Coral or Paddypower who would be doing live odds throughout the show on who batters each other to death first

500 days of guaranteed publicity. Who could refuse?
 

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