Perv away fiends.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mitch99, Nov 3, 2009.

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  1. Someone's got to be taking the piss with the UK ones?
  2. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    The Bitch From Hell.....

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  3. FFS the state of this crab...


    Most of the rest of them seem to be JailBait or cadets...
  4. Sh1t the bed, they're gopping (except the fighter pilot who'd get it right up her)
  5. but not from a dustman like you, surely.....
  6. Dam........... blocked!
  7. I'm sorry I understand each of your words but the sentence makes no sense...
  8. I am off to join the Swedish or Chinese army ;)
  9. ooo.. do elaborate..
  10. Well.... I never saw or met a nice Lady SSM who looked 'Cute & Tasty'..... they were old 'Boilers'... mind you, some of the Junior Second Leutnenants in WRAC straight out of MONs Officer Training (now that dates me)... were quite tasty..... ..... 'Male Officers Playthngs Only'... all spoken for as soon as they were posted out to BAOR.... :oops:
  11. I'll break it down mate. Her, pilot, intelligent. You, dustman, simian. Intelligence + ape= no brainer.

    Can you see how that works now....? But please feel free to keep masterbating.
  12. I think I want to be Isreali!