Personality Disorder Test

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  1. This should produce some interesting results in you lot!

    Personality Disorder Test - Personality Test

    Takes about 5 minutes to complete.


    Apparently I'm moderately paranoid and schizotypal. I'd call it self-preservation personally.
     
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  2. When it says "seek professional help" in the results bit, what does that mean?
     
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  3. This is good right ?

    Disorder Rating
    Paranoid: Moderate
    Schizoid: High
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: High
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
     
  4. People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. Unlike avoidants, schizoids genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived by others as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners." Moderate rating. Must be why I teach people!!!
     
  5. If only I knew what this meant.

    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Moderate
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: High
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: High
    Narcissistic: High
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
     
  6. i was totally honest

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    [TD]Paranoid:[/TD]
    [TD]Very High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
    [/TR]
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    [TD]Schizoid:[/TD]
    [TD]High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
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    [TD]Schizotypal:[/TD]
    [TD]High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
    [/TR]
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    [TD]Antisocial:[/TD]
    [TD]High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
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    [TD]Borderline:[/TD]
    [TD]Very High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
    [/TR]
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    [TD]Histrionic:[/TD]
    [TD]Very High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Narcissistic:[/TD]
    [TD]Very High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Avoidant:[/TD]
    [TD]Very High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
    [/TR]
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    [TD]Dependent:[/TD]
    [TD]Very High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]Obsessive-Compulsive:[/TD]
    [TD]High[/TD]
    [TD]more info | forum

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  7. Schiziod -high
    Christ, some dirty cheap whore's going to pay for that tonight.
     
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  8. Oh dear.
     
  9. i think it must be broken
     
  10. V. High schizotypal and highly antisocial................'Nurse the screens'
     
  11. It just says I'm either absolutely barking or a feckin' lying bastard.
     
  12. Might also explain your alcohol intake! ;-)
     
  13. I m not schizophrenic and neither am I
     
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  14. I just thought myself as a mildly eccentric individual who occasionaly likes time to himself.

    Appears there may be a whole thesis of study!
     
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  15. As was I but I scored low in all areas apart from histrionic, narcissistic and obs-comp which were moderate. Unfortunately your mind seems to be broken.