Personality Disorder Test

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  1. Just got emailed this link by a fellow nurse Personality Test and I felt it was a bit of a laugh so I thought I should share it with everyone. Please note the site says

    This test, sponsored by 4degreez.com, is meant to help determine whether or not you have a personality disorder. It is not meant to be used as a diagnostic tool, but rather as a tool to give you insight into a potential disorder that may be having a negative impact on your life. If you believe you may be suffering from a personality disorder or any other disorder, you should ask your family doctor to recommend a therapist in your area to meet with.

    Wankers :lol:
     
  2. Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Moderate
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Low
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

    so stop talking about me ya B'stards! i know you are!!
     
  3. Huh, what's funny about finding this out:

    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Very High
    Schizoid: Very High
    Schizotypal: Very Very High
    Antisocial: As High as you can get
    Borderline: Very High Indeed
    Histrionic: Dangerously High
    Narcissistic: A Risk to Society
    Avoidant: Avoid yourself at all costs
    Dependent: Oh my god type of High
    Obsessive-Compulsive: A bit of a mad axe man

    KILL KILL KILL
     
  4. Mizkrissi,

    Have you PM'd the link to Lawstudent?

    C_S

    Edited to say "Harsh, but fair"
     
  5. Paranoid: High
    Schizoid: Moderate
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


    Paranoid ... me ?. I expected they'd say that. Well, they would!.
     

  6. *evil giggle*

    Moi? Never!

    *looks angelic whilst sucking on her fingertip*

    :wink:
     
  7. Just said I was a bit strange on the whole
     
  8. Disorder Rating
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Moderate
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


    Schizoid !!! Me - Who said that

    Narcissistic ?? is that having sex with dead people. Now I thought about it, but never met the right person/corpse
     
  9. Narcissistic - moderate. Oh dear, am I nuts?
     
  10. You mean you needed someone to tell you P&B
     
  11. It turns out that I'M not paranoid

    People really do hate me!!
     
  12. Disorder Rating

    Paranoid: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Schizoid: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Schizotypal: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Antisocial: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Borderline: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Histrionic: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Narcissistic: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Avoidant: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Dependent: Sex God, Shag him now.
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Sex God, Shag him now.

    Seems I'm a Sex God, no surprise there then. :wink:
     
  13. I think I'm okay but the test has asked me to "wait in its office, it has to go and consult a colleague down the corridor". I'll probably be home in time for tea then....
     
  14. Perhaps the last question should have been:

    Do you make light of your personality disorder test results, in order to avoid disclosing them to others?

    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Moderate
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
     
  15. The test is bust!

    It said I was low on all counts and that's NOT what my therapist says!

    Beebs