Lets face it, when you're bored out of your skull, sitting at your desk, you start looking around at stuff you could use to defend yourself, or at home, you have stuff lying around you could probably defend yourself with. Or perhaps the tool to butcher the entire office with? Okay, maybe just me then. But, out of anything to defend yourself with/go on a rampage with, what would it be? My case, its the dirty great Ka-Bar that my mate brought back from the US last time he went, sitting on my shelf gathering dust... Think I'd be pretty fine with that beastie.