Having spent a lot of valuable (to my employer, if not me) time perusing the pages of this site, it occurs that a number of you are in sore need of a personal and confidential help line, something like the beloved Dear Diedre, or Ask Abby. he sort of pages we all read in womens magazines. I offer my very many years of experience in romantic, sexual, medical and general counselling to you. All queries will be dealt with is the strictest confidence, and only me and my specially trained monkey - sorry- staff will see your query. Oh, and the other ARRSE members. So, please feel free to ask advice on any subject, and for the ARRSE maidens, the more intimate and sexual nature of your query the better.