Was out last night with a pal hadn't seen in a couple of years. Neither of us is anywhere ' spring chicken-hood' as it were .... He's been divorced for 5 years and had to ' rebuild' [ his words] after being on the losing end of the settlement..but was now back in the game looking for luv in all the wrong places. We're sat at a bar and he spies a potential ardent admirer at a table. He says ' excuse me, I'll call you later ' , grabs his drink off the counter and walks over. What he said next stunned me but, damn , if it didn't work and they left together and I'm still waiting for his call. HIM: Pardon me, but if you don't mind my asking.. is your pussy one of those that's small and tight? HER: Turning bright red and sputtering " I BEG YOUR PARDON?? HIM: Well, you see I've got this embarrassingly small penis and, when we're making love later, I wouldn't want to disappoint you and have you laugh at me." HER: Head back in laughter They were up and out before I finished choking on my scotch... I think maybe I was being conned... anyone else ever used a 'counter-intuitive ' line that actually worked??