Personal Ads and what they really mean

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EXPLANATORY NOTES FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS :-

Adventurous............Will sleep with all your mates

40-ish......................49

Athletic....................No tits

Average looking........Face like an arrse

Beautiful...................liar

Contagious smile......Does loads of class A drugs

Educated.................Was fooked everywhere at university

Emotionally secure......On medication

Feminist...................Fat

Free spirit.................Junkie

Friendship first..........Former slut

Fun..........................Annoying

Gentle......................Dull

Good listener............Autistic

New age...................Body hair problems

Old fashioned............No blow jobs or bum sex

Open minded.............Desperate

Outgoing...................Loud and very embarrassing

Passionate................Sloppy drunk

Poet..........................Depressive

Professional...............Bitch

Romantic...................Frigid

Social........................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve

Voluptuous.................Very fat

Large lady...................Immensely fat

Wants soul mate.........Stalker

Widow........................Murderer.

so for all of you on these dating sites... take it in and remember these words :D
 
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Biscuits_AB

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Dan you fruit.........this has all veen done before. You must've been down the Blue Oyster at the time.
 
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discodan said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Dan you fruit.........this has all veen done before. You must've been down the Blue Oyster at the time.
probably
Baddass you write shite everytime anyway, give the lad a chance. And keep clapping.

Is manflu worse than birdflu?
 
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