Personal Ads and what they really mean

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by discodan, Mar 1, 2005.

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  1. EXPLANATORY NOTES FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS :-

    Adventurous............Will sleep with all your mates

    40-ish......................49

    Athletic....................No tits

    Average looking........Face like an arrse

    Beautiful...................liar

    Contagious smile......Does loads of class A drugs

    Educated.................Was fooked everywhere at university

    Emotionally secure......On medication

    Feminist...................Fat

    Free spirit.................Junkie

    Friendship first..........Former slut

    Fun..........................Annoying

    Gentle......................Dull

    Good listener............Autistic

    New age...................Body hair problems

    Old fashioned............No blow jobs or bum sex

    Open minded.............Desperate

    Outgoing...................Loud and very embarrassing

    Passionate................Sloppy drunk

    Poet..........................Depressive

    Professional...............Bitch

    Romantic...................Frigid

    Social........................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve

    Voluptuous.................Very fat

    Large lady...................Immensely fat

    Wants soul mate.........Stalker

    Widow........................Murderer.

    so for all of you on these dating sites... take it in and remember these words :D
     
  2. in other words

    BB/Doris then...
     
  3. SSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! 8O
     
  4. Dan you fruit.........this has all veen done before. You must've been down the Blue Oyster at the time.
     
  5. probably
     
  6. Baddass you write shite everytime anyway, give the lad a chance. And keep clapping.

    Is manflu worse than birdflu?
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